Month: June 2015

Ryan: I don’t want to be married until everyone can be married.

Oscar: You know what, Ryan? I talked to the other gay guys, and we’re okay with it. We all agree it’s fine for you to get married.

#SoupSnakesWin

Learn how to take off a woman’s bra. You just twist your hand until something breaks.
— Michael (and Dwight), Ben Franklin

Things to teach your son, #8. #HappyFathersDay

I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.
— Kevin, Beach Games

Summertime, and the livin’ is easy…

The only cure I know for the Monday blues is Varsity Blues.
— Michael, The Coup