Month: June 2015

If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?
— Creed, Gossip

Happy World Oceans Day, everybody!

Michael: Okay, so let’s put together a starting line-up, shall we? Stanley, of course.
Stanley: I’m sorry?
Michael: What do you play? Center?
Stanley: Why “of course”? What’s that supposed to mean?
Michael: I don’t know. I don’t remember saying that.
Jim: Uh, I heard it.

Michael: Hey, there he is! Secret weapon!

— Basketball

Stanley the Manly.

Damn it, Meredith, where are your panties?!
— Kelly, Casual Friday

Meredith takes Casual Friday to a higher level.

Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ”Would an idiot do that?” And if they would, I do not do that thing.
— Dwight, Business School

How to be successful in life.