Kevin: It’s “is she hot?” Not “would you do her?” Respect the game.
Everybody dance now
It’s time for Comic-Con
Phyllis: What are you? A monk?
Dwight: I’m a Sith lord. (Looking at Jim) Oh big deal. Three round pieces of paper taped to his shirt. This cost me $129.
Phyllis (under her breath): Ass.
#ComicCon #SDCC
Congrats, USWNT!
Kind of a medium year for women’s soccer, no?
— Andy, The List
#HellzNo #USWNT
Happy 4th of July
Michael: That’s what America is built on. Big ideas, blue jeans, the Grand Canyon.
Kevin: An antacid that you only take once a week.
— China
The Office lost and found
The lost and found has gone missing. Try not to lose anything until we find it.
— Michael, New Leads
A mind is a terrible thing to lose.
Happy Canada Day
Learn all about Canada’s territories and provinces, courtesy of The Office’s Dwight Schrute.