As part of its Gigi campaign starring The Office’s Angela Kinsey, Clairol is giving away Nice ‘n Easy ColorSeal Conditioner to ten lucky Office fans!
(If you haven’t seen any of Angela’s Nice ‘n Easy clips, go to the Gigi page. The outtakes are the best!)
STATUS: this contest was held Nov 11-13. Here are the ten winners: Emily (4), GoldYogurtLid (49), Jackie (18), Jdubbs19 (9), Kenna (38), MeLinda (79), Pamalamadingdong (3), Stephanie (40), Victoria (66), wheresmybulldog (65). Congratulations, watch your inbox for an email from me!
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“I got this poster for Christmas and I feel I want to see it everyday. It makes me feel like the babies are the true artists and God has a really cute sense of humor.” -Conflict Resolution
“Cat heaven is a beautiful place, but you don’t get there if you’re euthanized!”
“Goodbye Kelly Kapoor.”
Angela: In the Martin family we like to say, “Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly” that’s code for “Check out the slut”.
-“The Convention”
My favorite Angela Martin line from “The Office” took place in Season Five. I believe it was the “Cafe Disco” episode, in which she expressed her frustration with Michael thusly: “Can you please go back to work instead of masterminding these situations wherein we hurt ourselves?” Very wordy, very funny.
“Poop is raining from the ceiling. Poop!”
“In the Martin family we like to say, ‘Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly,’ that’s code for ‘Check out the slut.'”
“Phyllis, these are spoons. Spoons have rounded tops and are used to scoop things. What we need are forks, which have prongs or tiny spears on top. And we need knives, which have blades. Do you understand me now?”-Launch Party
“You used your hands.” from Diwali
I don’t go into your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack.
“Pssst. I’m having relationship problems. And since you’re always having relationship problems, I thought you’d be able to give me some advice.”
Holy moly, Ms. Martin has said some funny things throughout the years!
Angela Martin – “I call it ‘Pam Pong’. I count how many times Jim gets up from his desk and goes to reception to talk to you.”
“I have a nice comforter and several cozy pillows. I usually read a chapter of a book, and it’s lights out by 8:30. THAT’S how I sleep at night.”- After being found out that she’s having an affair with Dwight while engaged to Andy.
“Well, you’re lucky you have a grandmother. Some of us have to be our own grandmothers.”
“I’m not going to judge Phyllis for desecrating Christmas, but there is one person who person who will, and Phyllis just stuffed him into her drawer.” – Moroccan Christmas
From “The Coup”
“I know that patience and loyalty are good, and virtuous traits. But sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair.”
No cookie
“The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit.” – Dinner Party
I’m not gaining anything from this seminar. I’m a professional woman, the head of accounting. I’m in the healthiest relationship of my life. I just think it’s insulting that Jan thinks we need this. And apparently, judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore.
“Save Bandit!” Angela throws her cat through the ceiling. The best!!!
“Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!”
–Business School
“The Da Vinci Code. I would bring The Da Vinci Code. So I could burn The Da Vinci Code.”
“Sometimes the clothes at the Gap Kids are just too flashy so I’m forced to go to American Girl and order clothes for large Colonial dolls.”
Charles and Kelly? Absolutely not. He is a sophisticated man. He does not need to go dumpster-diving for companionship, ok?
“Sure, sometimes I watch Will and Grace… and I want to throw up. It’s terribly loud. I do like it sometimes when Harry Connick Jr. is on. He’s so talented.”
“It’s not a surprise to me. Pam is the office mattress.”
So many I love. But this one makes me laugh everytime!
“Sometimes the clothes at the Gap Kids are just too flashy so I’m forced to go to American Girl and order clothes for large Colonial dolls.”
“Sometimes the clothes at the Gap Kids are just too flashy, so I’m forced to go to American Girl and order clothes for large Colonial dolls.”
“I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated.”
From The Coup:
(Setup) Dwight: Not everyone approves of Movie Monday.
Angela: *I* don’t approve! I don’t.
“I don’t have a headache. I’m just preparing.”
Angela: I think green is kind of whorish.
“Plan a party, Angela. Oh, and the entire world will see it. Oh, and here’s sixty-five dollars for your budget. Oh, and here are four idiots who’ll do nothing but weigh you down. Oh, and your cat’s still dead.”
“The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit.”
From “The Duel”:
“I will respect the results of the duel.”
“And this is the girl bowl with M&Ms with the name Astird” Phyllis then says “That can’t be right…” “Michael wrote down Astird.”
“I once reported Oscar to the INS. Turns out he’s clean, but I’m glad I did it.” (Business Ethics)
Somehow, that makes me laugh out loud every single time I see it. :)
Her Benihana Announcement:
“I have a very important announcement to make… about… your paychecks. Umm… Your paychecks will be arriving as scheduled on Friday. And they will be in the correct amount that they are normally in… Please stand by for a very important announcement… refer..[starts to leave] for further regarding your paycheck!”
“Then it would say ‘lanch party.’ Would it really be better if it said ‘lanch party’?!”
“Just a couple of kittens, out on the town!”
Sprinkles and her on Halloween
“In the Martin family we like to say, “Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly” that’s code for “Check out the slut”.”
Every time I look in your eyes I see Sprinkles’ stiff, lifeless body!
“I don’t go into your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack.”
To Andy, whilst holding Bandit…lol–
“You may ask me out to dinner. Nothing fancy or foreign. No bars. No patios. No vegetables. And no seafood.”
Classic Angela.
From “The Return”:
“Certain events have transpired. And I’ve thought about certain things. And I’m sorry for the way those certain events transpired. And I would just like to make some changes about certain things and certain situations.”
I have a nice comforter and several cozy pillows. I usually read a chapter of a book, and it’s lights out by 8:30. *That’s* how I sleep at night.
*Takes an aspirin* No, I don’t have a headache. I’m just preparing.
“These are all terrible ideas… I think you should leave.”
My roommate repeats this one to me frequently and we both giggle every time.
My daughter helped me pick this one!
From Launch Party, Season 4:
“I feel angry. Angry at you. Angry at you for doing something stupid. Angry at me for believing you could do something not stupid.”
“Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!”
Business School.
“Her name is Princess Lady!”
Performance Review, Season 2.
“I actually look forward to performance reviews. I did
the youth beauty pageant and I enjoyed that quite a bit. I really enjoy being judged. I believe I hold up very well to even severe scrutiny.”
“No! stop it Mr. Ash! Bad cat! That is very bad, you stop it right now! I swear he is fixed.”
“Now listen, you can’t let what you see here sell your image of them. They are good decent cats. I gotta go, I’ll be back in an hour!”
-Lecture Circuit pt. 2
“Did you know a baby conceived out of wedlock is still a bastard?”
“The thought of popping one of your beets in my mouth makes me want to vomit.”
“Sure. Let’s protect the convicts. At the expense of the general feeling of safety in the workplace. As a 90-pound female that sits in an ill-lit, rarely-visited corner of the office, naturally I agree with that.”
Kevin to Holly: “Wait. Do you think I’m actually retarded?”
Angela: *said as smugly as possible* “Oh Holly, that’s very offensive.”
I LOVE her delivery!
“You may ask me out to dinner. Nothing fancy or foreign. No bars. No patios. No vegetables. And no seafood.”
After learning that Phyllis was flashed in the parking lot: “Phyllis your a married woman!”
“You may ask me out to dinner. Nothing fancy or foreign. No bars. No patios. No vegetables. And no seafood.”
Dwight – “You look as beautiful as the queen of England.”
Angela – “Thank you. Don’t linger. Break left. Left!”
“Pam? How’s your day going?”
“I don’t want to blame anyone in particular. I think everyone’s to blame.”
“Save Bandit!”
-Stress Relief
“In the Martin family we like to say, ‘Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly’ that’s code for ‘Check out the slut’.”
:)
“When I came home, Sprinkle’s body was in the freezer, where Dwight said he left her. But all my bags of frozen French fries had been clawed to shreds… Something’s not right. The vet’s doing an autopsy.”
-Fun Run
Courtesy of the episode – A Benihana Christmas:
Phyllis: “I thought you said green was whorish.”
Angela: “No, orange is whorish.”
“I am not going to judge Phyllis for desecrating Christmas. There is one person who will though and Phyllis just stuffed him into a drawer.”
-Moroccan Christmas-
“I have a nice comforter, and several cozy pillows. I usually read a chapter of a book, and it’s lights-out by 8:30. That’s how I sleep at night.”
– ‘Weight Loss’
Angela: Hey! Excuse me! Waitress lady! Hey! Where do you think you’re going with that?
Nikki: I thought I could have it.
Angela: No, you can’t have it. I don’t walk into your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack.
“Poop is raining from the ceilings, poop!”
~Business School
“When I got home, Sprinkles’ body was in the freezer where Dwight said he left her, but all my bags of frozen french fries had been clawed to shreds.”
“Hot is a temperature, people. But Kevin deserves to lose for what he said, so… Yes. She’s hot. She’s hot as heck. She’s a female Boris Becker.”
–Prince Family Paper
too bad i don’t dye my hair…
Angela: “The DaVinci Code. I would bring The DaVinci Code. So I could burn The DaVinci Code.”
I would bring The DaVinci Code. So I could burn The DaVinci Code.
It’s not a surprise to me. Pam is the office mattress.
Angela: Standard, you know? Nothing fancy.
Andy: So like, missionary…
Angela: I said nothing fancy.