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  1. God, that is even more brilliant upon closer inspection. I really didn’t need to know Pam’s menstrual cycle, though.

  2. Heh, so apparently the warehouse will be imprisoned under Dwight rule.

  3. Hahaha, I love the symbols! Toby, possibly Jewish, Stanley, black power. So good!

  4. So in an emergency scenario, Does Dwight kill Andy? Because there’s a big red X over Andy’s name…

  5. That is great! I love that he still can’t quite accept that Jim is ranked ahead of him.

  6. I love how he has his cousins ranked in the emergency version!
    It’s so great/scary to see the inner workings of Dwight’s mind.

  7. Any ideas to why there’s a dashed orange arrow pointing from Lonnie to Michael?

  8. 20- I bet it’s because lonnie can physically dominate him lol.

    Does anyone know why there are two post menopausal symbols

  9. Maybe Dwight has gotten over firing Jim. Andy’s name is crossed off the chart but Jim’s isn’t. Hmmm…

  10. Hilarious, but if they included Devon (fired) and Tom (was he the guy that was depressed?) why wasn’t Roy (fired) on the chart?

  11. Emergency Org Chart!!!

    Dwight to the Rescue!!!

    I have really loved Dwight the last few episodes.
    Now all we need is to have Jim and Pam pull a good prank on him

  12. This is so hilarious! I love all the little details. Looks like he doesn’t think Creed Bratton is Creed’s actual name.

  13. Where is Karen? Tom and Devin are on there and they were both mentioned way before Karen was ever on the show? And Andy is there too.

  14. Oh dawesome, it was hard to see the details on that Sparklies photo.

    22 | Sheikia, my friend theorized that Dwight made the distinction between Meredith’s missing uterus and Phyllis’s natural menstrual-less-ness.

  15. Sorry for the double post.
    22- I think there are two post-menopausal symbols because Meredith was already in menopause when she started working there, whereas Phyllis was not, so he’s included the last know mentruation information in Phyllis’ symbol.
    I really want to know which real people came up with this chart!

  16. Note how somehow the hierarchy of Schrute Farm’s comes into play in Dwight’s overlay. Give. Me. Power.

  17. 22- the only thing I can figure about the two different post-menopausal symbols is that he could be counting Phyllis for age and Meredith for her hysterectomy. Two different causes, two different symbols. It’s Dwight, after all. Details are important.

  18. Tom is included! That’s the most awesome.

    Right when Dwight pulled out the chart I was hoping it would show up online. Thanks, NBC.

  19. These are great! The normal org chart is now my desktop. I’ve wanted a copy of one of these ever since the pictures from this episode were first posted a few weeks ago.

  20. Does anyone know what the line from Lonnie to Michael is for?

    P.S. My favorite part is the two male symbols next to Oscar’s name

  21. So much detail! haha, I love it. I’m SO making this my desktop pic… except I think I’m going to use the emergency one! lol.

  22. I love how the writing in the Warning sign in the emergency overlay is in German. That’s Dwight for you.

  23. Excellent!
    I am definitely making a poster with this.
    The black fists and Creed’s name in quotes, brillant.

    It’s weird how Devon and Tom are still on the chart, but Roy and Jan aren’t, as some here already pointed out.

  24. I love how on Dwight’s emergency overlay, Andy has a giant X over his name

  25. The continuity created by including Tom (*whispers* You know… Tom) and having his name crossed off makes me much happier than it probably should.

  26. Haha… Kelly’s menstrual cycle sign is a half moon instead of a quarter, genius.

  27. I love how the symbol that denotes “African-American” is a fist! Hysterical!

  28. I’m just really passionate about this chart. In fact, I’m in love with this chart.

    Thanks for posting!

  29. Thank you so much for posting this! Hi-larious! I love that Dwight thinks that being “Original Assistant Regional Manager” makes him higher than the current one. I’m sad that poor Roy was left off even though Devon and Tom(?) were included.
    I actually came to the site just now in the hopes that I could find a link to these charts. You’re the best tanster!

  30. If NBC made this organizational chart into a tee shirt would I buy it?

    Absolutely I would.

  31. Haha, the menstrual cycles… How the heck does he know their cycles?

  32. Am I right in thinking that the little graduate next to Andy indicates his Cornellishness?

    This is just brilliant.

  33. hahahaha i just saw the star of david with a question mark next to toby’s name. wow i love dwight. and the fact creed has quotations around his name, like it isn’t actually his name……hmm…

  34. Am I the only one that thinks we need an appearance from Mutter?

  35. LOL! I love how in the emergency plan, the warehouse is in “lockdown,” and Andy is crossed out! and Dwight uses German!

  36. I love how Creed’s name is in quotes, as if that’s only allegedly his real name!

  37. Seriously, this is the single most funny thing, prop-wise, I have ever seen on this show. This is completely priceless. I am printing a copy to hang in my own cube wall, right next to my Shrute Buck. WOW….thanks, Tanster, for posting. I was going through that scene frame by frame, just trying to get a glimpse of what it said, and now I have one of my very own :)

  38. AmazonHobbit wrote: “Who is Tom?”

    He was the accountant who committed suicide. They talk about him in the episode where Michael reads suggestions from the Suggestion Box.

    Aegean2007 at DVDTalk went through the trouble of posting an updated version of the chart to include Roy, Jan and the Stamfordites.

    Small Version

    Large version

  39. According to Phyllis in Performance Review, Tom was an office worker who killed himself.

    This is…so brilliant. Every little detail is completely awesome. I love the fists that symbolize African Americans, and that Toby is possibly Jewish. I’ve actually wondered about that for a long time.

  40. The emergency chart makes me hope we see more Schrute family members besides Mose one day.

  41. Why are Devon and Tom from Accounting included on the chart, but Ryan is in place of Jan, and there’s no Roy?

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