Here are the lyrics to the rap Michael and Holly perform in The Office Season 5 episode, Weight Loss:
Michael and Holly’s Weight Loss rap
https://youtu.be/KwQAEShN6xQ
Michael and Holly rap lyrics
(Beatboxing)
I’m MC Mike Scott and I am hot
She’s DJ Jazzy Flax and she is the best
All the sucker branches can suck our fat
Wicka-wicka-wicka what?