Michael Scott: The Office tribute song

From singer/songwriter William King, who brought us Hey There Pam, here’s a tribute to Michael Scott to the tune of “Tik Tok” by Kesha:

Complete lyrics here.

Michael Scott: The Office Tribute

Words by: William King
To the tune of “Tik Tok” by Kesha

Wake up in the morning I have milk and sugar
No coffee to go with it, I said just milk and sugar
Before I leave, I gotta see if my bacon is done
Cookin’ on my Foreman grill, I didn’t burn my foot
Now I’m headin’ off now to work work
Being a boss has its perks perks
Some people think I’m a jerk jerk
And sometimes I try too hard hard
Wait did I just say hard, hard?
That’s what she said.

I’m Michael Scott and I rock
I’m the best ever at my job
I sell paper at affordable cost
Michael Scott
I’m a friend you don’t dare double cross
Just ask Dwight, he does my laundry every night

Ain’t got a friend outside of work
But got plenty that’s here
And you all can go home early
If we go out for beers
And now Pam and Jim are leavin’
Cuz Pam’s having “contraptions”
If she waited seven more hours, then this wouldn’t have happened
And I fell in a koi pond, would’ve happened to Michael Scarn Scarn
Where is Andy Bernard? He’s in a kilt
And have you been to Dwight’s beet farm farm?
Don’t let him pull your arm arm
“Cuz nobody cares about your stupid beet farm Dwight”

I’m Michael Scott and I rock
I’m the best ever at my job
I sell paper at affordable cost
Michael Scott
I’m a friend you don’t dare double cross
Just ask Dwight, he does my laundry every night

Dunder Mifflin got bought out by a group named Sabre
They want us to sell printers along with their paper
And they’re makin’ all these changes that it’s killing the fun to me
If they don’t stop, I’m gonna start my own paper company
Just like I did before fore, had to wake up at 4,
Pickin’ Pam up at her door door (what’s up Halpert?)
Makin’ deliveries in the dark dark, not lettin’ Ryan in the car car
Does anyone know where we are?
“It’s time to make the doughnuts”

I’m Michael Scott and I rock
I’m the best ever at my job
I sell paper at affordable cost
Michael Scott
I’m a friend you don’t dare double cross
Now just ask Dwight, he does my laundry every night
And Holly was the love of my life
And Jan was the thorn in my side
And Ryan was the runaway bride

*What?*

Wake up in the morning I have milk and sugar
No coffee to go with it, I said just milk and sugar
Before I leave, I gotta see if my bacon is done
Cookin’ on my Foreman grill, I didn’t burn my foot