One of my favorite OfficeTally features is the quote randomizer, which displays random quotes from the show at the top of the page.
Since no Office episode is airing Thanksgiving week, I thought it would be cool to replace episode quotes with OfficeTally taglines — written by y’all!
Submit a tagline and you may win an Office Season 2 DVD … see rules after the jump.
Rules
- Submit a tagline by adding a comment to this post.
- Taglines must be, at most, 60 characters. Characters include letters, numbers, spaces, punctuation marks, everything.
- The tagline must be about OfficeTally. You can think of a tagline this way: if the word “OfficeTally” were on the front of a t-shirt, what would it say on the back?
- You may enter as many times as you like.
- Sorry, not all entries will be used in the rotation, only the ones I like. Which will most probably be of the witty and/or funny variety. Sorry I can’t give more direction than that!
- To be eligible to win a prize, you must provide a valid email address.
Examples of taglines
- Devoted to The Office.
- That’s what she said.
- Your gateway to all things Office. Arigato.
- All Office, all the time.
- Your Office world. Delivered.
- Read it. Share it. Love it.
Prizes
- Of the taglines that are selected for rotation, three will be randomly selected to receive any Office episode from the iTunes Store.
- Of the taglines that are selected for rotation, my favorite tagline will receive The Office Season 2 DVD! (Courtesy NBC) Nice early Christmas present, eh?
Important dates
- Sat. Nov. 25, 11pm PT: Deadline to submit entries.
- Sun. Nov. 26: Selected entries start appearing live!
- Tue. Nov. 28: Prizewinners announced.
I confided in Tanster…….the worlds best confidant
Alot of people dislike other sites,so……Paradox
OfficeTally??…….It’s an epidemic.
“First, Office Tally had a contest called ‘Dead or Alive’. Then, Office Tally had a contest called ‘OfficeTally Tagline Contest’. And both contests are UH-MAZEE-ING!!!”
ahh OfficeTally… its the tip top,bestest, grandmostest site that ever appear on my computer screen at least 10 times a day :)
OfficeTally, our link to the real world
OfficeTally is like Machiavelli meets…Christmas
Office tally: Catch it. Spread it.
OfficeTally is great and frankly kiiiind of amazing!
I can’t say whether OfficeTally is less flammable, sir, but, I can assure you that it’s certainly not more flammable.
Life moves a little slower in OfficeTally. And that’s the way we like it.
OfficeTally. Adapting, Reacting, Readapting, Acting.
Mmmm Office Tally tastes so good in my mouth…. That’s what she said!
OfficeTally: It’s simply beyond words. It’s incalculable.
You can think of a tagline this way: if the word “OfficeTally” were on the front of a t-shirt, what would it say on the back? — that’s the tagline.
Here are some examples:
Devoted to The Office. That’s what she said.
Your gateway to all things Office. Arigato.
All Office, all the time.
Your Office world. Delivered.
Read it. Share it. Love it.
OfficeTally: The best worst use of my time.
Office Tally: Because my dad blocked porno on Firefox.
Office Tally – It’s a win-win…win deal.
OfficeTally- Because its an A plus…Plus
OfficeTally- The assistant to the offical office site or regional director of fansites
OfficeTally- Because its at the right place at the right time.
OfficeTally- I am all out of ideas for now….wait wait…no I’m done.
“Do you want to do to OfficeTally.com?”
“No.”
“I think you do, mon.”
OfficeTally- Because Shiloh and Suri are SOOO yesterday’s news.
OfficeTally: There’s no misinterpreting this site!
We love so much about the things that Greg Daniels chooses to be.
OfficeTally- Because it’s the only site i bookmarked.
OfficeTally- No a’capella allowed. Karaoke available upon request.
wow.. i suck at this..
OfficeTally- Because it’s like icing on the cake!
OfficeTally – Because there’s no party like a Scranton party.
Love to start my morning with a haerty bowl of OfficeTally
OfficeTally – We love so much about the way they choose to be.
Our Link to the Real World
OfficeTally- Nifty! It’s a nifty gifty site!
im soo bad at this…
Office Tally: The next golf course (according to the next small business men)
OfficeTally is like Machiavelli meets… the Internet.
Good people, not terrorists: always at OfficeTally.
OfficeTally: Smells like cookies!
Fwd: Fw: [Fwd: Fwd: Fw: Fw: OfficeTally!
If I had to choose between a one night stand with some stupid cow i’d pick up at a bar and OfficeTally…I’d pick Officetally everytime.
OfficeTally: what all the crazy gringos are talkin’ about.
OfficeTally: you’re welcome to share; it’s a roomy twin.
OfficeTally is a website…with only one location worlwide!
OfficeTally…Unlike Florida, here your vote counts.
Officetally….
Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled. All welcome!
it just tastes so good in my mouth… thats what she said.
OfficeTally: Hug It Out, Bitches :p
Office Tally: Basically anything that is awesome.
if OfficeTally does not meet, nay, exceed your expectations, you can hold me, Michael Gary Scott, personably responsble
OfficeTalley. It’s an addiction.
Officetally is the best. Ditto that my brother.
OfficeTally – The filing cabinet for the best show on television.
OfficeTally: Holy Mother of God…
OfficeTally: It’s Scranton in your computer screen.
OfficeTally: Get it before Creed pawns your computer!
OfficeTally: Join the Dwight Army of Champions.
Office Tally: Like my ex-girlfriend, musky and smelling of fresh oxen.
OfficeTally: It will plant its seed in you
FACT: Office Tally is older, wiser, and has more experience.
Office Tally, Office Tally at lunch!
Office Tally – WHAT? – The Office Fansite!
Office Tally: We’re friends. We’ll always be friends.
Officetally…
It feeds your obsession
Office Tally- Enjoy it with a plate of grilled bacon.
Was it Toby?
Office Tally: Soooo good.
Officetally: It’s a real disability. Not a woman’s trouble.
OfficTally: Mmmmmilf.
Officetally…
How to chase that feeling?
Office Tally: …Is that the beak?
office tally. it smells like a funeral home.
Office Tally – Both feared and loved
office tally. for you, consider it cow meat. strictly taboo.
OfficeTally, it’s VERY good.
Maybe next time you will estimate us.
OfficeTally: Good clean soft-core voyeurism since 2005.
We label our personal food.
Office Tally convinced me I committed murder.
officetally: you had me at jello.
OfficeTally: You can never pull together and revenge us.
May we have an Awesome Office Tally please? Extra Awesome.
Somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.
If you burn your foot, we’ll rub butter on it.
OfficeTally: Hot, tasty. Reminds me of college. Lived on this stuff. Brain food.
Office Tally: Somewhere between a Snake and a Mongoose. And a Panther.
DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT
OfficeTally — Don’t get a concussion on your way here.
OfficeTally: Next time, estimate me.
or
I think Jim Mosby may be living here.
or
OfficeTally: More fun than my best pair of fun jeans.
or
OfficeTally: The only family I have
OfficeTally –
Always your best friend, unless things go well with Ryan.
Somebody making soup?
Save the receptionist. Save the world.
OfficeTally: We won’t throw garbage at you.
Office Tally, Office Tally, Office Tally at lunch!
Hey, what has two thumbs and loves OfficeTally? This Girl!
Fact: We are cooler. We are better. Don’t mess with us.
Office
Fansite
Fantastic fansite
Intense
Community
Exciting
Tanster, I am your father. Come set the table for dinner.
OfficeTally –
It’s a huge hit. It is almost a Christmas miracle.
OfficeTally: Aloha and welcome!
or in the alternative. Office Tally, I am your father. Come set the table for dinner.
and my last entry for now:
One word, four syllables: OfficeTally
Officetally – Right place at the right time.
Don’t go. They eat monkey brains.
OfficeTally: Putting an end to 100,000 years of being weirded out by people obsessed with tv shows.
Michael, Jim Mosby is looking at OfficeTally on his computer.
ok ok i’m done this time :)
You have a lot to learn about this site, sweetie.
The OfficeTally website, big, hard-working and full of pleasure …
Officetally – feels more like a night at a party than a day at work.
Just for the record… I’d save the receptionist.
Office Tally! How can I explain it…
Office Tally- The Scuttlebud.
It’s a workspace. Not the same thing.
I like waking up to the look of Office Tally’s website layout. Sue me.
Here are 5 I’ve thought of so far, I’ll try to post some more before the contest is over.
The Internet’s foremost resource for treating cooked foot.
It’s the cool table of Office fan sites.
Coming soon: OfficeTallyaholics Anonymous.
Jim+Pam=JAM. Dwight+Angela=DWANGELA. OfficeTally+You=HAPPY.
The one thing Team Pam and Team Karen agree on.
OfficeTally-The way a website should be run: effort-luh-lessly
Office Tally- Better than count-choculitius!
A-W-E..S-O-M-E, awesome, awesome is what we are, we’re the officetally superstars!
OfficeTally always leaves me satisfied and smiling
Where’d you get that OfficeTally? Staples
OfficeTally: ditto that my brother!
Office Tally: You won’t be dissappointed.
Office Tally: You always left me satisfied and smiling…
Office Tally: Save the receptionist, save the series!
OfficeTally: Will show you where all the slaves blog.
office quotes anyone? The refresh button is my new best friend!
Officetally: Does not cover hot-dog fingers.
Officetally: The electric office blog
That’s what she said, or he said.
OfficeTally
It’s got a little zing to it.
“That’s what she said.”
“Little Kid Lover”
OfficeTally is like a car wreck that you want to look at all day, but you can’t because your boss sneaks up behind you.
Office Tally: Authority on all faxes from the future.
A few more from me: ^_^
1.) I only give my organs to real OfficeTally fans.
2.) OfficeTally – The ultimate alliance of Office Fans.
3.) Finally, I want to thank Tanster, because Tanster gave us this OfficeTally and I feel Tanster on this internet tonight.
4.) Tanster said it best when she said, ‘Dad, you have no idea what I’m capable of.’
“Office Tally, you’re my best friend.”
Office Tally-” I want to be more than that.”
(Ackward Pause)
The one-stop shop for all your Jam, Jaren, and Dwangela needs.
-Somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.
-It can outrun any other website on a skatebard.
-Its spredable, like Country Crock.
-The one place that won’t make you want to throw yourself in front of a train.
-Its like Titanic, or maybe Hunt for Red October.
-You can put stuff in it, just like Jello.
-Drop a duece on your friends about it.
-Almost like Romeo & Juliet. The Claire Danes one.
Okay, thats all I can think of for now. If y’all don’t like ’em, thats okay, cuz they make me laugh. Thats all that really matters right?:P
OfficeTally: you watched it. you laughed it. you type it.
More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future OfficeTally
OfficeTally is like a breastpump. Kind of distracting.
wow.. ok, that was wrong.. i need to stop.
OfficeTally: We use don’t use our hands.
OfficeTally: WORLD’S
BEST
FANSITE
Office Tally: Always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter, building steps.
OfficeTally: Redefines the meaning of “REFRESH”.
Where you can fulfill all your JAM and Dwight needs..
office tally and you: not just another office romance
Office Tally-It’s simply beyond words. It’s incalculable.
just call me officetally in the morning, baby…
“‘Tally it out, bitch.”
“Officetally is like Bette Midler in “For the Boys.” Gotta keep the troops entertained.”
OfficeTally. The butler you never had.
Get your daily dose of The Office at OfficeTally
Love to start my day with a hearty bowl of OfficeTally
Now you will wrestle OfficeTally!
There ain’t no party like an OfficeTally party cause an OfficeTally party don’t stop! Hu Hu!
How would OfficeTally increase productivity?
Your OfficeTally screen name is Crentis?
Ho! Ho! Ho! OfficeTally!
OfficeTally. If they didn’t work it all out, everybody would still be in the cage!
officetally: watched by afghanastinannis everywhere
Office Tally: Feeding the daily habit of Oficionado Addicts.
Please don’t throw garbage at Tanster.
What’s got two thumbs and LOVES Officetally?…
This guy!!!
Generosity and togetherness and community all convalescesscens into … OfficeTally, that’s what I say, so …
Will I trust OfficeTally? Yes. Should I trust OfficeTally? … you tell me.
OfficeTally. It’s an epidemic.
OfficeTally… is the cornerstone of progress, as I’ve always said.
What has two thumbs and loves OfficeTally? This guy!
OfficeTally produces very thirsty babies.
Officetally has all the general specifics.
Office Tally, on top of the office 24 hours a day.
That’s what she said!
OfficeTally: It doesn’t look like a squid’s eye
Office Tally: Testing your wit since 2004.
“OfficeTally: Where ‘jam’ isn’t a condiment, beet farms are socially acceptable, and George Foreman is considered conversation starter.”
Office Tally…the official site for people with hot dog fingers.
Office Tally: Giving awards to those of us with a general lack of recognition.
PS: I’m pretty sure it should say 2005 below, in my previous comment.
OfficeTally: Made of fresh pine perfume.
OfficeTally: My new office romance.
OfficeTally: What keeps me sane ’til Thursdays.
Office Tally, Ms. Tally if you’re nasty!
I used to have a crush on Pam, and now I don’t. Riveting.
Office Tally: I used to say don’t go there, but that was lame.
Officetally, colon, What does the news say?
Officetally: Knows the news before the actors.
Assistant to the Office fandom.
Officetally: Where JK does not kid around.
So you don’t have to say “Me no get the news.”
J
Office Tally: Sometimes teenagers use it for sex.
Office Tally. Like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda, rolled into one.
Office Tally: What advice you seek?
Join the OfficeTally Army of Champions.
OfficeTally:
Here’s the scuttlebutt.
Leading you into the black with ferocity.
Tanster started the fire.
Leading the parade, covered in feathers.
Forward it like it’s hot.
Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow.
Dinkin’ flicka’!
You can bring your own water to work again.
Your ticket to the gun show.
Very tasty and nutritional.
Meets your eye line.
You have to stare at it because your boss is making you.
The cure for Count Choculitis.
Your link to The Office online community
The leading resource for The Office fans
Almost like being in Scranton
The news source for television’s best show
Re: Your favorite show
The online branch of Dunder Mifflin
3 more:
It’s like Ice Cream Sea and Molasses Swamp rolled into one.
Made world famous at 7m53s in the Casino Night commentary.
Everything “Office” from Agent Michael Scarn to Zeta-Jones.
OfficeTally: Our middle name? Danger.
Office Tally: Yeah, I think I am.
OfficeTally — The AceBee of Office fansites.
Officetaly: Where thirsty Schrutes come for a drink
You’re gonna stop reading Office Tally sometime…to use the bathroom.
Office Tally – keeping us safe from killer nano robots
Office Tally – You know episodes might be spoiled, but you look anyway
Office Tally – Wading through thick sexual tension one episode at a time
Go tell Adam, go tell Sally. Make your homepage OffcieTally!
Tally Ho.
1. Office Tally: We’re going Mach five!
2. Ain’t no party like an O-Tal party, cause an O-Tal party don’t stop.
3. Office Tally: My Progidal… my site has returned!
4. Office Tally: Exactly HOW MUCH pot did you smoke?!
5. Office Tally: Evil like a hobbit
Office Tally: frankly, it’s kiiind of amazing.
Office Tally: jello?
just as you have planted your seed in the office so will we plant our seed in you
Office Tally: might as well be world’s best dad.
Office Tally: home of pam-pong
Office Tally: don’t expect any cookie.
Office Tally: a uterus is different than a vagina.
Office Tally: approved by drew carey, ryan styles, robin williams, and steve martin
All things Office Tally lead to the trails of mordor
Office Tally: Better than a bobble head.
Office Tally: home of very thirsty babies
Office Tally: we enjoy the tangy zip of miracle whip
Office Tally: filled with stanley trees and phyllis farms
official Dundee award winner for best Office website
Office Tally: Ryan started the fire
we want people to fear how much they love us
Office Tally: malfesance for malfesance’s sake
office tally: do you know where we are temp?
office tally, you will now wrestle my cousin mose
office tally: we like pretzel day
office tally: where you only get to second base.
office tally: love me, love me, say that you love me
OfficeTally: It looks better submerged in Jello.
OfficeTally: Where 4 8 15 16 23 42 are just numbers like 9 – 5.
OfficeTally: Don’t expect any cookie!
OfficeTally: Where heads (talking and bobble) are all in a day’s work.
OfficeTally: More like Work Space Tally.
OfficeTally: Almost as good as Pretzel Day.
Office Tally: Corporate Approved.
OfficeTally: Come join us around The Office watercooler. Except you, Dwight.
OfficeTally: The number one motivator. After sex. And torture.
OfficeTally: Mixing up the melting pot since 2005.
OfficeTally: That is all.
OfficeTally: Because if it doesn’t bobble, then what’s the point?
OfficeTally: Polly want a Tally? The Tally-nator. Tally-dega Nights. Tally-luia. To-TALLY awesome. Skip-Tally-Lou, My Darlin’. She’s a Tally-ac, tally-ac, on the floo-oh-o-o-r. The Office WHAT Tal-la-ly dot com.
Fact: OfficeTally = Dominator of The Office fan-site kingdom
people have posted some extremely funny stuff! here are my contributions!
It HAS to be official, and it HAS to be OfficeTally!
OfficeTally: Love me, love me, SAY that you love me!
OfficeTally: Go on and fool me. I don’t care about anything but you!
Luxurious, yet rugged…leave it OfficeTally.
Oh, we wouldn’t. We LOVE OfficeTally!
OfficeTally? Abso-FRUITLY!
OfficeTally: Always one step ahead-like a…carpenter who makes stairs.
OfficeTally: This is an orientation, NOT a bore-ientation.
I say, OfficeTally men … and women … of the internet, unite. We must never acquiesce. For it is together, together that we prevail!
OfficeTally: ditto that, my brother.
OfficeTally: its UH-mazing!!
Do you think OfficeTallies grow on trees? There is no OfficeTally tree!
oops…that was supposed to read:
Luxurious, yet rugged. Leave it to OfficeTally.
-OfficeTally: The Great Philanderer
-Fact: In 2006, more people will visit OfficeTally than read a book to their kids.
-OfficeTally: Huggy Hugs!
-The Dundie Award for the Wonderful-est Website goes to… OFFICETALLY!
OfficeTally – We have a six foot extension cord in case we turn on you.
OfficeTally: Information is power.
Oooh! OfficeTally! Kinky!
OfficeTally is your friend first, and a boss second, probably an entertainer third.
We need to celebrate our OfficeTally.
OfficeTally in the henhouse!
Stay away from my OfficeTally. Too late, Kev.
Because OfficeTally is collar-blind.
OfficeTally: We Invented JAM.
(is that even true? heh.)
Office Tally: Bladhy Blooda Blah Blah. Techno Babble.
I’m so glad the comments are finally working. I must have tried to submit my tagline 12 times last night. :-)
“Two words three syllables – OfficeTally”
It has to be official, and it has to be OfficeTally.
Office Tally – Fleece it Out!
Officetally.com: Once you get finished surfing it, you’ll be wearing a gold plated diaper.
Officetally.com: Sure beats actually doing work
OfficeTally: Tit for tit. Like it should be.
1. OfficeTally: Certainly not more flammable than other ‘Office’ sites.
2. OfficeTally: I’m rejecting your kiss.
3. OfficeTally: Oh God, I hope that’s urine.
4. OfficeTally: We dethroned Kevin in ‘How Many M&M’s Can You Put In Your Mouth?’
5. OfficeTally: I want you to burn this site into your brains.
6. OfficeTally: Other ‘Office’ sites ‘estimate’ us.
And the Dundie goes to Office Tally
Promoting Peace. Love. Calc N’ Jello
Office Tally started the fire.
OfficeTally, Im in love with you. I needed you to know, once
Responsible for the decline of productivity everywhere.
Deserves a Dundie for declining productivity in US offices
OfficeTally: Is it just me or does this site smell like updog in here?
Oooh, OfficeTally, kinky!
OfficeTally … is the cornerstone of progress, as I’ve always said.
In the wild there is no OfficeTally
OfficeTally: WAZZUUUUUP!
Office Tally: information is power.
OfficeTally: It’s delicious, it’s good for me, it’s the perfect way to start the day.
OfficeTally- Never heard of it? Maybe you’re thinking of The Hunt For Red October.
Stamford may be a gonner, but OfficeTally is still here.
OfficeTally: Your F5 key’s BFF.
OfficeTally: Even Angela approves.
OfficeTally: JAMmin’ it up since ’05!
Got JAM?
What does 27 seconds of silence mean to YOU?
Gervais would approve.
How else would you know where Scranton, PA is?
I had to hit “browser refresh.” Just once.
I like to start my day with a hearty bowl of OFFICETALLY!
O.T.R.: OfficeTally Rules…..I used to say “Google’s cool”, but that’s lame.
OfficeTally- Question: Does this website play DVDs?
Everyone in the engine room died.
We’re evil like a hobbit.
If you know what a Stanley Tree is, you’re home
Y’know what, if I were allergic to OfficeTally, I’d have to kill myself.
Um, how do girls your age feel about OfficeTally?
OfficeTally: Plus, bonus, it’s really really funny.
You down with OfficeTally?
For people who know which one is Pam.
Just enough ambition to encase ourselves in jello.
We’re really just the middlemen.
How many days until Pretzel Day?
Everyone loves a bobblehead. ‘Cept the freaks.
Nickels in your handset? Yeah, that was us.
Funny just got a regional distributor.
You can call just us “Temp.”
office tally- dinkin flicka
Office Tally – It won’t say no to being your friend.
OfficeTally taglines
-The Electric City.
-Something NOT found at Staples.
-Impressing older men way out her league everywhere.
-Where the carpet matches the drapes.
-Classic, vintage American muscle.
Office Tally – Better than Ugly Betty.
OfficeTally – It’s what Jesus would do.
OfficeTally- it’s more of a David and Goliath thing.
OfficeTally – In your face.
OfficeTally – Here it’s always pretzel day.
Here are a few more I thought of: enjoy!
OfficeTally: If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know?
Oh my god! OfficeTally got a hooker! Oh my god, I gotta call … I gotta call somebody, I don’t know who to call … OfficeTally got a HOOKER!
Did you check your…OfficeTally?
OfficeTally: You never can tell what your day here is going to turn into.
There’s such a thing as good grief. Just ask OfficeTally.
Okay, I am telling you, OfficeTally is an actual fansite.
I need to know what happened on The Office, or I’m going to lose my freaking mind!
OfficeTally: I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.
OfficeTally: For all the general specifics on The Office.
ok, one more….
OfficeTally: Okay! Spoiler Alert!
ahhh why can’t I stop?
OfficeTally: delightful, charming culture.
OfficeTally: sooo good.
OfficeTally- forget everything you knew about ab workouts
OfficeTally. It’s prettier than you are.
OfficeTally. Moving minds since it was 8 or 9.
OfficeTally is the new golf course. Small BuisnessMan Magazine.
Officetally will go elephant riding with James Earl Jones…it really will
Officetally, My Nerds
OfficeTally: Not offensive, because that’s the way they talk in movies.
OfficeTally: Where are all the hot people?
OfficeTally: Because it’s very scary stuff.
OfficeTally: So… catch-22.
OfficeTally: Follow it blindly!
OfficeTally- place your constructive compliments here.
Probably OfficeTally would be the fifth one…
I’ll have OfficeTally, hold the chicken…
Who has two thumbs and loves OfficeTally?
Go get yourself a monkey kidney.
What’s more important than quality? OfficeTally.
Do black people like OfficeTally?
You think the Internet is just crawling with OfficeTallies? Show me that farm.
Welcome to our little kingdom.
Ack! In reference to my entries in comment #212, it should be “Just enough ambition to encase in jello.” I meant to cut the “ourselves” and then forgot. Whoops!
This one’s funnier.
No. Really.
-I know it’s illegal in Pennsylvania, but uh, it’s for charity.
-“OfficeTally, because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening.”
-OfficeTally is the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez
-OfficeTally is very much alive. As are homeless people.
-AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.
-Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled, welcome all!
-If luck weren’t involved, it would always be winning.
OfficeTally: It is sexy, and it turns you on, and I will admit, best part of my morning staring at it…but what, we’re just going to take it away?
OfficeTally: You know what, the only thing I am worried about … is gettin’ a boner.
OfficeTally: It would be inappropriate to take a bath with Pam. As much as I might want to.
It’s nebuloze.
And that blue busty gal, what’s her story? She looks like OfficeTally from the neck down.
Screwgun! The OfficeTally!
Off-ice Ta-lly! *clap, clap, clap, clapclap*
I’m doing it. With OfficeTally. Probably tonight.
OfficeTally: Winner of multiple Dundies for bushiest Office fansite!
OfficeTally, this is Pam. Hold please.
OfficeTally regulars: Number one flans of The Office.
OfficeTally is shutting down…YOU’VE BEEN X’ED, PUNK! It was a joke!
OfficeTally: Not afraid of anything. Also accepted: snakes.
OfficeTally: The chips YOU require.
OfficeTally: Downsize-free since ’05!
I care about you an OfficeTally contest’s worth.
Kids, sometimes it pays to visit OfficeTally.
OfficeTally: Has all the clovers.
OfficeTally: Word.
OfficeTally:
We have Country-Crock.
OfficeTally:
Such a dork.
OfficeTally:
The Best Thing since…The Internet.
OfficeTally:
Dunder Mifflin, this is…
OfficeTally:
Available in 3-holed punch and 2-holed punch.
27% Recyclable.
OfficeTally:
Less flammable than other fansites!
OfficeTally:
Moving the wheels of paper revolution since 2005.
OfficeTally:
0 Days without Work Accidents
OfficeTally:
We lost count.
OfficeTally:
Better than Count Chocula.
OfficeTally:
Count Choculitis Survivor Since 2005.
OfficeTally:
It smells like Chicken Soup.
OfficeTally:
I’m so tired of typing taglines.
dlo484 (8:36:40 PM): OfficeTally:
We have Country-Crock.
OfficeTally:
Such a dork.
OfficeTally:
The Best Thing since…The Internet.
OfficeTally:
Dunder Mifflin, this is…
OfficeTally:
Available in 3-holed punch and 2-holed punch.
27% Recyclable.
OfficeTally:
Less flammable than other fansites!
OfficeTally:
Moving the wheels of paper revolution since 2005.
OfficeTally:
0 Days without Work Accidents
OfficeTally:
We lost count.
OfficeTally:
Better than Count Chocula.
OfficeTally:
Count Choculitis Survivor Since 2005.
OfficeTally:
It smells like Chicken Soup.
OfficeTally:
I’m so tired of typing taglines.
Office Tally: That is all.
OfficeTally: Win-Win-Win. The important thing here is, we all win.
(quote from “Conflict Resolution”)
OfficeTally: Have you ever….pooped…a balloon?
Office Tally Women…
If we here too long, we’re gonna get on the same cycle.
“office tally:public interrupting accepted”
Yea! I got through!
Okay for the taglines, I have a few…
OfficeTally: Don’t expect any cookie.
OfficeTally: The smallest amount of power I’ve ever seen go to someone’s head.
OfficeTally: disturbing your “workspace.”
OfficeTally: When you miss “The Office” because you went out drinking with your Laser Tag Team, check in here
“office tally is alive, as are homeless people”
“itunes office episode: $1.99 … office tally: priceless”
Office Tally- the place to be thursday night
Office Tally: Fact – You feel the need to visit here every day.
Office Tally: Because our Jam has fewer calories than Smucker’s, but is so much sweeter.
I am having the time of my life and I owe it all to Office Tally!
OfficeTally is screwed once this whole internet fad is over.
(Sorry if that’s already been taken, but I don’t really feel like looking through all 240+ comments.)
A shot of OfficeTally, perhaps.
“Other websites run away from you, Office Tally runs AT you!”
Office Tally- read at your own discretion.
Office Tally: smells like up-dog.
“office tally: it’s like a second drink!”
Office Tally- (high five)
Office Tally Women…
If we’re* here too long, we’re gonna get on the same cycle.
Office Tally: A happy place with happy thoughts.
Office Tally…I totally see the merit. And actually, it is quite beautiful.
Office Tally. We have a very special connection.
Office Tally: you can consider this a retirement from comedy
Office Tally: you would’ve done the same thing, you just didn’t think of it first
Office Tally: you DO have coffee breath, by the way
Office Tally: just ruled that you’re a severance package person
Office Tally: we are screwed
Office Tally: I have accepted a senior management position at Staples
Office Tally. Like a sweet pretzel with “everything”, we’ve got what you crave.
I can’t get enough of OT. I’m serious, I cant stop.
(help me!)(clicks refresh)
Office Tally- I cant quit you
Office Tally: It’s just that . . . I’m in love with you. What?!
Office Tally: Suffering from spontaneous dentalhydroplosion.
Office Tally: Made at 2/3 size so we can control it.
Office Tally: Trapped in Jello.
Office Tally: Drugs are still a factor.
Office Tally: Because Phyllises and Stanely’s don’t grow on trees.
Office Tally: I think were just drunk.
Office Tally: Lets get you home so you can have the best sex of your life.
Office Tally: Official sponsor of flonkerton.
Office Tally- keeping it real since 1999
OfficeTally – Sorry, she’s European.
Office Tally: you have just spit on my face
Office Tally: blessed be those who sit and make up taglines
Office Tally: “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.” -Abraham Lincoln
Office Tally: … that was a joke. That was a joke that, uh, was actually my brother’s
Office Tally: I’m Hitler! Adolf Hitler.
Office Tally: I killed.
Well guess what? I’m not dead. I’m OfficeTally. You’re dead.
OfficeTally: We all have a hero in our heart.
it is so fun reading all of these! right on fellow office fans! yay!
officetally is like the office on acid…no, speed…. no, steroids.
office tally- now moderated by Krentist the Dentist
office tally- buy your gay-dars now!
office tally- not quite as beneficial to your career as a sebring, but close enough.
office tally- it’s an environment of welcoming, so you should just get the hella outta here.
officetally: lets get you into a tub!
Dunder Mifflin, This is OfficeTally
Sorry, only construtive compliments are accepted at officetally
Office tally, I presume?
i hate so much…about the things office tally choses to be…
Office Tally: “What it’s like to walk a mile in Phyllis’ Pants.”
Office Tally: “THE Scuttlebutt.”
Office Tally: “Better than Fun Jeans.”
OfficeTally: We never break off a hand shake.
OfficeTally is like Bette Midler in ‘For the Boys’ – gotta keep the troops entertained.
OfficeTally: it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing…
OfficeTally: Less like Shila in “More Secrets of a Call Girl” every day.
OfficeTally- The opiate (and Northern Lights Cannabis Indica) of the Office masses.
OfficeTally.com: Just in the right place at the right time.
OfficeTally: Perpetuating Office Obsessions
It’s like crack for my office habit.
OfficeTally: Making me neglect my family since…oooh spoilers!!!
I think if I was allergic to Office Tally, I’d kill myself.
Office Tally: Did you get your tickets yet?
Office Tally: What has two thumbs and boned your mom last night.
Office Tally: I have to delete a lot of stuff. A lot. Of stuff.
Office Tally: just call and get the website
Office Tally: Delivers you the scuddlebud
Office Tally: Drumroll………………………
Office Tally: New and improved nbc.com/theoffice, 6.0
Office Tally: Ah! I should’ve spotted, another addict
Office Tally: “What advice you seek…” -Fozzy Bear
Office Tally: AAAAHHHH! I’m going to KILL myself! I am going to KILL myself, and it’s all ABC’s fault!
Office Tally: The only people this crush really concerns is Jim and Pam… and Office Tally
Office Tally: YOU’RE gonna compete against US?
Office Tally: It is literally the highest possible honor that a northeastern Pennsylvania-based mid-size Office regional website can attain, so…
Office Tally: *awkward silence*
Office Tally: visit the website so you’ll have a perfect icebreaker if you ever meet Michael Scott
OfficeTally- home of Threat Level Midgnight II: the Debacle of Dwigt
OfficeTally: now stocking double-tabbed manila folders.
The Office: Sensei
OfficeTally: Sempai
OfficeTally: it’s more like jazz
OfficeTally: has a dog-like obedience
OfficeTally
of‧fice tal‧ly [aw-fis tal-ee] -noun: Part-human and Part-supernatural. Born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster that must be avenged.
officetally: out of the mouths of babes, its freakin cool.
officetally: SHUT IT!
officetally: are you mother goose?
officetally: where you get a chance to walk a mile in oscar’s shoes and try on phyllis’s pants.
Office Tally: a non-profit organization helping to fight Aids in Afghanistan
Office Tally: an organization helping to fight Aids in Afghanistan
Office Tally: We’re good people. We sell things to charity: An organization helping to fight Aids in Afghanistan
OfficeTally: A world that is teeming with sweat and dirt and life. Life.
We love The Office more than a homemade oven mitt’s worth.
If you like Dunder-Mifflin, your office will be tallied less.
Why do we watch The Office? So we can tally it.
We tally The Office so you don’t have to!
We like The Office the way we like our toast: with Jam on it.
Because http://www.welovemichaelthelittlekidlover.com was taken.
YouTube so wishes it could be as cool as us.
If you don’t know what Dwangela is, you need our help.
Now with 50% more cutesy amalgamated potential couple names!
My name is Earl, but my favorite tv show is The Office.
this is an enviroment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here.
The only people that this crush really concerns is Jim and Pam. And Office Tally.
Office Tally: It’s REAL BIG Round’ The Ol’ Oriface.
office tally: goin’ mach five since 2006.
office tally: i don’t believe you. continue.
Office Tally: Servin’ tacos since 2006
Office Tally: Welcome to the Taco Stand.
OfficeTally…..Schrute Approved
OfficeTally: Faster than a Black Pepper Snake
OfficeTally: Witness the evolution…of Pam’s hair.
OfficeTally: Where Gaydar is always in stock.
OfficeTally: Stalking a TV cast was never this easy.
OfficeTally: Holding you over until the next Pretzel Day.
I don’t Office Tally is into me, but I’m kinda into it.
Office Tally: At the crest of the labia
Office Tally: We stopped caring a long time ago
Office Tally: Very nutritious, but it smells like death
Office Tally: Guo Du, Cheng Gou Du, peng you, ni hao
Office Tally: Somebody making soup?
Office Tally: I don’t want to blame anyone in particluar, I think everyone’s to blame.
Office Tally: How many gods do you have?
Office Tally: Better than when they met “the Others.”
Office Tally: Harshin’ the office mellow since 2002.
Office Tally. The quintessential watercooler.
sorry, little typo last time…
I don’t think Office Tally is into me, but I’m kinda into it.
Office Tally. Your online Dunder-Mifflin company newsletter.
Oops, please edit my previous entry (#300) to read:
Office Tally. The quintessential Office watercooler.
OfficeTally: a virtual United Nations.
OfficeTally: King of the Stupid Universe
OfficeTally: Who doesn’t love that?
OfficeTally is very real.
OfficeTally: This is a happy place so let’s just leave those other shows out of it.
Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled… gather at Office Tally.
OfficeTally……OK! Spoiler Alert
OfficeTally: If I weren’t single, I would soo hit that.
OfficeTally: It’s what Ed Truck would’ve read.
Show me a farm with OfficeTallies sprouting up all over the place. Show me that farm.
Where you can have the strength of a man, and a little baby.
OfficeTally: Where community all convalesesscens into morale.
OfficeTally: Where we already knew Oscar was gay.
The only place where the work “Dundie” actually means someting.
or
Shuuttttt it.
or
Office Tally: Where cappas get detated.
Office Tally…the doctor recommended cure for Count Choculitis.
OfficeTally: it’s just malfeasance, for malfeasance’s sake.
OfficeTally: Available in plain white or three-hole punch editions.
Office. What? OfficeTally. Much better than the Electric City.
OfficeTally: You can have me either way.
OfficeTally — Very close to invading The Dwight Army of Champions.
OfficeTally- Good morning Vietnam!
Office Tally: Keeping you going ’til the next Pretzel Day
Office Tally: Everyone’s welcome…white collar, blue collar. You could say we’re collar-blind.
OfficeTally can move you. By controlling your mind.
For white collar or blue collar. Because we’re collar blind.
Office Tally…cuter than babies playing the blues
Office Tally… show your roommate or he’ll think you’re making it up.
OMG – you people are geniuses. My favorites from 17 pages:
I don’t think Office Tally is into me, but I’m kinda into it.
Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled… gather at Office Tally.
office tally: goin’ mach five since 2006
OfficeTally: A world that is teeming with sweat and dirt and life. Life.
Office Tally: visit the website so you’ll have a perfect icebreaker if you ever meet Michael Scott
OfficeTally is the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez
Office Tally, Ms. Tally if you’re nasty!
Assistant to the Office fandom.
Stay away from my OfficeTally. Too late, Kev.
Office Tally…the doctor recommended cure for Count Choculitis.
May we have an Awesome Office Tally please? Extra Awesome.
Office Tally: Where cappas get detated.
“OfficeTally: Where ‘jam’ isn’t a condiment, beet farms are socially acceptable, and George Foreman is considered conversation starter.”
Absolute fav:
I had to hit “browser refresh.” Just once.
And again, a few more from me: (Haha!)
1.) OfficeTally: Where everyday is Pretzel Day.
2.)If OfficeTally shut down I would kill myself. Like Romeo and Juliet (the Claire Danes one).
3.) OfficeTally: Release your inner Hetero.
4.) OfficeTally: Where the thermostat is always set at 69.
5.) OfficeTally: Secret Weapon!!
I would gladly pay you Tuesday, for an Office Tally today!
I don’t care if you are gay, or straight, or a lesbian, or overweight, Office Tally is for you!
OfficeTally: Proud Winner of the Bushiest Beaver Dundie ’06
When you need a fix, OfficeTally can supply.
OfficeTally: Do you want to form an alliance with us?
OfficeTally: We won’t report you to HR.
OfficeTally: We have a delegate from Iceland.
OfficeTally: Our middle name is Danger.
OfficeTally: I just want to say that this is the best fansite ever! WOOOOOOO!
Officetally: Perfect after a sugar crash
Officetally: 4/4 bosses can’t be wrong
Officetally: Tallying Offices since 2004
OfficeTally – Oh wait, I am your leader.
Pay no attention to the spirits that haunt this hallowed fan site.
Yes, fancy new OfficeTally would make that up. New pictures, new stories…
The only cure I know for the Monday blues is OfficeTally.
OfficeTally: when you can’t wait until Thursday.
There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the OfficeTally’s head. We don’t have the technology.
OfficeTally: The only thing it can’t do is pass a breathalyzer.
We assure you our fansite is not more flammable than other fansites.
OfficeTally: Always at the right place at the right time
OfficeTally: We just got back from your funeral, and nobody came.
OfficeTally: We need to do something about your B.O.
OfficeTally: We’ll never sleep with your boss.
OfficeTally: In the wild there is no health care, in the wild, health care is, “Ow, I hurt my leg, I can’t run, OfficeTally eats me, and I’m dead.” Well, we’re not dead, We’re the OfficeTally, YOU’RE DEAD.
OfficeTally: We’re good guys, not terrorists.
OfficeTally: BOOM! Detective OfficeTally, FBI!
Love to start my day with a hearty bowl of OfficeTally.
Just call me OfficeTally in the mornin’ baby!
Abraham Lincoln once said that if you are a racist, then I will attack you with the OfficeTally.
Officetally: It’s at the crest of the labia.
You should hear stories about Office Tally in the 80’s, before everyone knew how bad cocaine was.
Office Tally: It’s what cousin Moufasa would have wanted…and maybe uncle Bernie.
“I am Office Tally” – Spicoli Guy
Office Tally: It’s offensive, and lame, so double offensive.
Office Tally: Here comes treble!
Office Tally: You have some messages. The first message is, “I love you” that’s from me.
Not in a billion years, Office Tally! We work together!
Office Tally: Obsession for obsessions’s’s sake
Office Tally: Face it, your real life can wait.
Office Tally: Occupational Therapy at its best.
Office Tally: Occupational Therapy for all.
Office Tally: Occupational Therapy for Office fans.
Start your day with a hottie bowl of Jam.
YAY Office Tally, Woohoo for Office Tally, for stinking up the bathroom!
Office Tally: Welcome to our little kingdom. We have a bag of nifty gifties for you
Office Tally: Face it, your real job can wait.
Two officetallys on casino night. I am… going… to… drop a deuce on everybody
Office Tally: Riveting.
This is so sad! This is the smallest amount of power go to someone’s head
Office Tally:This is the smallest amount of power I’ve seen go to someone’s head!
Officetally: The Official Officianados of The Office
I apologize. The incorrect Office-ionado word from the previous entry should be correctly spelled incorrectly thus:
Officetally: The Official Officionados of The Office
That is all.
Office Tally. With over 1 million locations worldwide.
officetally.com: the peanut butter for your JAM
Office Tally: The smallest amount of power I’ve ever seen go to someone’s head
Office Tally- what did you expect, lobster?
Office Tally: Do not drink the coffee after 8 a.m. Cordially, future Dwight
Office Tally: I did not have Conan O’Brien come through the ceiling.
Office Tally: How Roy keeps tabs on Pam’s love life.
What is the single most important thing for Office Tally? It’s the people. The *people*.
I’m friends with everybody in Office Tally. We’re all best friends.
Would I ever leave Office Tally? Look, I’m all about loyalty.
Office Tally is the furnace of the ship.
Office Tally is the American Dream.
Office Tally is so much about the things that we choose to be.
Office Tally: Tell Toby about this site and we’re all fired
Office Tally- Not to be confused with rival site Tffice Oally!
Office Tally- the place to be thursday night.
OfficeTally is here for you even when you’re not here for it.
Office Tally- two words, four syllables
Ok I just thought of a few more. I know they’re a lot, but there must be at least one good one in the pile.
Office Tally-other websites might be good by Office Tally is sooooo much better!
Office Taly-we’ll always be friends.
Office Tally- almost as addictive as crack.
Almost.
*clicks refresh*
There is nothing I wouldn’t do for Office Tally.
Nothing.
“What did you do today at school.”
(think of something cever)
“Office Tally” d’oh
Office Tally-King of the Stupid Universe?
OT-the premier source for the office. And you didn’t hear anything about the supersoldiers from me.
“What supersoldiers?”
Dammit!
Office Tally-take it or leave, it’s here to stay.
I once met a man who didn’t like Office Tally.
I don’t know anyone who doesn’t like Office Tally.
I once met a man who didn’t like Office Tally.
His name was Chuck Norris.
I did nothing.
Office Tally convinced me I was the real killer.
Office Tally: Raising money for Afghanistanis with AIDS
Office Tally: Or as I like to call it, the Whorehouse
Office Tally: It’s gonna drop a deuce on everybody.
Office Tally: Shut it.
Office Tally: Official Dundie Winner
Office Tally: Count Choculitis Survivor
Office Tally: You know, stuff us negroes say.
Office Tally: King of the Stupid Universe
Office Tally: A trusted member of my Alliance
Office Tally: It is the protruberence on the elbow of America
Not too good haha.
Who Doesn’t Love JAM
Two Words: Pretzel Day
Scranton: The Electric City
For All Your Office Needs
Maybe if Michael doesn’t work out Office Tally could be Manager…
Are you with me, are you with me? Thank you very much.
‘Cause a Scranton Party Never Stops
OfficeTally of OfficeTally.com
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A play on Bob Vance of Vance Refridgeration, it’s ok if you think it’s lame
If this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train.
OfficeTally: It’s where to be 24/7…except Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c.
For those of us who love Thursdays
As far as I’m concerned this says ‘World’s Best Website.’
Office Tally – Fleecin’ it Out
Office Tally – Goin’ Mach 5
Office Tally – We’re bored A LOT
Office Tally – Army of Dwight Champions
Office Tally – Forward it like it’s hot
Forward it like it’s hot
Office Tally – We’re early birds and we’re night owls
So we are wise
…and we have worms!
Office Tally – Assisstant (to the) Office
Office Tally – ‘The Office’ is like Mozart
Office Tally is like…Mozart’s friend
No – Office Tally is like Butch Cassidy
and ‘The Office’ is like Mozart
The next is just the above, but extended:
Office Tally – ‘The Office’ is like Mozart
Office Tally is like…Mozart’s friend
No – Office Tally is like Butch Cassidy
and ‘The Office’ is like Mozart
You mess with Mozart
you’re gonna get a bullet in your head,
courtesy of Butch Cassidy
Office Tally: Where getting your foot clamped in a George Forman Grill is acceptable.
i’d reach in and pull out my own kidney for officetally. no monkey kidneys for officetally.
Office Tally: The Big Tuna
Office Tally: Question. What is the best website ever?
Office Tally: The new golf course.
Office Tally: What’s up my nerds?
Office Tally: Mix 93 WKMJ Home of the Huskies
OfficeTally: Beware of the Tanster!
:P
OfficeTally- The new golf course.
Over 300 consecutive days with a lost time work distraction.
All your Office news updates and coverage are belong to us.
Official supporter of the 2007 Office Olympiads.
If this site had legs it would totally win flonkerton gold.
OnlyForFansIntoCavortingEndlesslyTalkingAndLollingLoudlyYes!
Honorary Dunder-Mifflin employee since January 2006.
The Assistant Regional Manager of Everything
Office Tally – Save the receptionist, save the world!
Office Tally- Every time office fans wanna have a good time, some ignant….
hi clearbaby
my bad that one was off topic
Officetally.com- Because it’s better than listening to Scrantonicity.
OfficeTally- Were kinda a big deal
Officetally- Where Dwight wants to steal your teapot.
Office Tally:the only place in the world where you can tell a hilarious AIDS joke
Water may be completely overated both as a drink and an element, but Office Tally isn’t.
Both Jim and Office Tally can take the stress away of planning a wedding.
This is the only place were getting a tux from your buried grandpa is funny.
Dog’s may not be heroes, but Office Tally is mine.
OfficeTally- Its better than spending Thanksgiving on a phone with a guy ferom new jersey
Officetally- Where you can raise your blood pressure…to lower it.
Officetally- Where it’s ok to have a dentist named Crentist.
Officetally- Becuase the Schrute’s have thirsty babies.
OfficeTally-Cause someone put the offcial site in jello
officetally-I need a life
Officetally- I still have a vagina.
OfficeTally-I shoulda stayed in school
Officetally- Where Meredith doesn’t drink…on weekdays.
OfficeTally-100% all dark meat just like Mrs.Scott usta make
Office Tally- I win
Officetally- Because accordint to a stereotype I don’t believe in, this website may not be a good driver.
Officetally- we can raise and lower our cholesterol at will.
Officetally- where everyone knows your name.
(sounds like cheers.. but it works! haha)
Officetally- where pretzel day is celebrated like a holiday.
Officetally- We like to wear our fun jeans 24/7.
Officetally- Where everyday is a casual friday.
I CAN go anywhere. I WILL go to Office Tally.
I’d rather go to OfficeTally than drive an X-Earth.
Office Tally: Top 75%
Office Tally: REDACT IT!
Office Tally: Hotter than a bucket of boiling tears.
There’s such a thing as good grief. Just ask Office Tally.
One word, two syllables: OFFICE TALLY.
Apparently in the OfficeTally community negative means good.
Everyone has called me Dwayne all day-I suspect OfficeTally.
I am not your boss tonight-OfficeTally is your boss tonight!
Life moves a little slower here at OfficeTally.
OfficeTally alone moves the wheels of history!
OfficeTally: It’s like Club Med, but everything is naked.
Are you going to join the OfficeTally Army of Champions?
Ain’t no party like an OfficeTally party.
Steer clear, Big Tuna. Head for OfficeTally.
I’m not worried. I went to OfficeTally – ever heard of it?
I’ve got my New York girl and my OfficeTally. Life is good.
-OfficeTally…the number one sign that you’re addicted to the office.
-OfficeTally.com, we don’t care if your gay, straigh, or overweight.
-OfficeTally. Were you go when you hate Toby.
-OfficeTally. It’s where you gotta be at 9 pm on Thursday.
-OfficeTally. Shut it.
-OfficeTally. Where are you shipping… your foot?
heres some moree::
Office Tally: Because Dwight kissed us, and we’re not exactly sure how we feel about it.
Office Tally: Because we tried to save an abandoned infant, and saw Meredith on the can.
Office Tally: Because if it’s an office, then why’d you write workspace?
Office Tally: Because Dwight got a hooker.
Office Tally: Because we have a thing stuck in our shoe.
Office Tally: Because which one’s Jim?
I want people to be afraid of how much they love me-Office Tally
Office Tally- part of the family.
Office Tally- stay away from my mom.
Office Tally: Hating so much about the way you choose to be
Officetally- We do not promote throwing garbage at receptionists.
Officetally- Bring your green recorder and join the fun.
Officetally- We’re more fun than the Party Planning Commitee.
Officetally. WILF.
OfficeTally only gives their organs to their REAL friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney.
OfficeTally: We’re not mean; we’re just demanding.
(from Webisode 8)
OfficeTally: It destroys art. It destroys souls.
OfficeTally: It’s made from real pine.
Office Tally: I would tell you about, but it would take an hour and a half.
Office Tally: This is the prettiest website of all.
OfficeTally- Strictly Taboo
So The Office won’t go the way of Arrested Development.
OfficeTally never gets old. / It never gets old…
The go-to website for all your problems, like work…or Roy…
* * * * *
Noticed another clever fella chose “Dwigt” before me so I concede all rights and privelages. Carpe diem and whatnot.
Desk: $200. Computer: $800. The Weekend Tally: Priceless.
OfficeTally – Because an empty desk means an … empty mind.
OfficeTally: Where is my desk?
Love to start my day with a hearty bowl of OfficeTally.
Welcome to our little OfficeTally kingdom, here are some nift gifties for you.
OfficeTally: unflinchingly rigid.
Office Tally: For all Assistant (to the) Regional Managers
Office Tally: Better than Mung Beans
Office Tally: Where everyone knows your name
OfficeTally — Where you can expect lobster for 5$.
Officetally? How is that better than an iPod?
Officetally: it’s more fun than a ride on an industrial coal mineshaft elevator.
Have you ever been to OfficeTally, Jan?
OfficeTally: I know it’s illegal in Pennsylvania, but uh, it’s for charity.
OfficeTally: Because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening.
-OfficeTally: The Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez
-OfficeTally is very much alive. As are homeless people.
OfficeTally: Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled, welcome all!
OfficeTally: If luck weren’t involved, it would always be winning.
Probably OfficeTally would be the fifth one…
I’ll have OfficeTally, hold the chicken…
Who has two thumbs and loves OfficeTally?
Do black people like OfficeTally?
You think the Internet is just crawling with OfficeTallies? Show me that farm.
OfficeTally: Welcome to our little kingdom.
Office Tally- please don’t throw garbage at me.
officetally! officetally! officetally at lunch!
officetally: when machiavelli meets the web
OfficeTally. All in a Day’s Work.
This contest is now closed.