The quote randomizer is that thing you see at the top right corner of this page. It normally shows random quotes from the current episode.
During these long few months of summer, while we anxiously wait for Season 5 to start, I thought it would be fun to bring back the OfficeTally Tagline Contest. Let’s get the quote randomizer plumped up with your clever sayings!
Submit a tagline and you may win an Office goodie … see rules after the jump!
Rules
- Submit a tagline by adding a comment to this post.
- Taglines must be, at most, 60 characters. Characters include letters, numbers, spaces, punctuation marks, everything.
- The tagline must be about OfficeTally. You can think of a tagline this way: if the word “OfficeTally” were on the front of a t-shirt, what would it say on the back?
- One entry per person.
- You must provide a valid email address and live in the U.S.
Examples of taglines
- Devoted to The Office.
- That’s what she said.
- All Office, all the time.
Prizes
- Of the taglines that are selected for rotation, three will be randomly selected to receive a Target Office goodie.
- Of the taglines that are selected for rotation, my favorite tagline will receive a Dunder Mifflin Warehouse Staff Shirt! (Courtesy of the NBC Office Store.)
Important dates
- Sat. June 14, 11pm PT: Deadline to submit entries.
- Sun. June 15: Selected entries start appearing live!
- Tue. June 17: Prizewinners announced.
So go to it! Be witty. Be pithy. Be one with the quote randomizer.
For all Italian food lovers
Now with complimentary table-making lesson
Putting the “Tally” in “toTally dawesome” since 2005
Where we appreciate monotonous paperwork
The only thing that could make us better is ice cream.
Scranton Business Park’s sixth family.
Where every day is Pretzel Day.
Where everyone is an assistant to the regional manager.
Office tally is on top of the competition. That’s what she said!
Break me off a piece of that CO-ME-DY!
Every day is pretzel day!
Where Office and Tally collide.
“Office-ally Obsessed”
We know what they don’t even know.
Slightly Moon-faced, Partially Vomity, Completely Lake-proof
Schrute Buck donations gladly accepted
We must never acquiesce, for it is together..TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL.
It’s about to get all Office up in here!
We offer three different styles of bird funeral caskets talk to our receptionist Pam.
OfficeTally: Defining dawesome
Officetally.com . . . lord beer me strength!
An endless supply of Office updates during an office-less summer.
OfficeTally: That one night, it made everything alright.
Live for Thursdays.
Where The Office is like Gotham City and we’re like Superman.
Because we’re just really passionate about The Office. In fact, we’re in love with The Office.
Office Tallying: That’s What We Said
Whaddya mean, ‘they’re not real people?’
Save the receptionist
Where it’s okay to be obsessed
“The Best non-porn site on the net!”
Rabies Vaccine Required For All Participants
Bears. Beets. Battle Star Galactica.
– “Office Tally, it’s where Dwight Schrute buys his Deer urine!”
– “Office Tally, because sometimes, TV just isn’t enough”
– “Office Tally, Because Northern Attack Doesn’t update anymore!”
– “Office Tally, Where else can you engage in serious conversation about Jim’s Hair without getting laughed at?”
We’ve been nard dogged!
Better than a bouncy castle!
Friend first, blog second and probably an entertainer third
Awesome blossom, extra awesome.
Office Tally! Office Tally! Office Tally at Lunch!
Serving your mid-size paper company needs since 2005.
A website on which to put our hopes and dreams
Halpert/Beesly September ’08
When you’re bored at work and your boss outlaws flonkerton
They’re going to be screwed once this Internet fad is over.
Will you wait for me one second… while I read OfficeTally?
Want the Office? Yes, with a side of … Yes!
LittleKidLover at the OTCR!
The real-life Finer Things Club
Everyone here is extremely gruntled.
where even the stars of the show get their news
Pretzel Day 2008
I’m not superstitious, but, I am a little stitious.
Where The Office gets The Office news.
Taking the word ‘fan’ to a whole new level.
Better than a half-beard.
Only a little stitious.
Keepin’ it zoppity
Officetally chatrooms have three themes: Americana, Irrigation, and Night-time.
Dwangela is anything but dwumb.
Millions of families suffer every year.
Available in classic white or three-hole punch.
Officetally: Where productive time wasting happens
Where beet lovers unite.
Serving Tally Hos worldwide.
(I’m actually from Canada, so I can’t win, but this is fun!)
The one stop shop for The Office talk
OfficeTally it’s not a hot circle of garbage.
Ain’t no party like a Tally party!
Dinkin’ flicka.
OfficeTally: Please do not put rolls of Stanley Nickels in the drive-thru canister.
OfficeTally: Love at first hear with my eyes.
The website I go to every day to get away from doing actual work.
Dang it feels good to be a Tipster
The best thing that’s happened to the internet since World War Two.
Where everyone knows your screenname. Wait, wrong show.
Really, what do I do here? I should’ve written it down. “Mod” something, uh… mod… mod… modifier, mod…mod-iwabty. Moddity! No. No, no, no, no, but I’m getting close. Crap, Moderator.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
OfficeTally: Please don’t throw garbage at us.
Office Tally; you’ll love so much about the things we choose to be
Officetally: All gays, straights, lesbians and overweights.
Is who an Office Tally what?
OfficeTally: You can’t buy a better party.
Officetally: Where we only call our friends “retarded”.
Come here for Office info, you will.
Officetally: Bookmarked by the famous
OfficeTally.com
Its like work, at The Office.
I surf on OfficeTally.com. Ever heard of it?
Will you wait for me one second, while I check OfficeTally?
Mastered the violin… and sold more paper.
OfficeTally: I just needed you to know. Once.
Officetally: Where we want people to be afraid of how much they love us.
OfficeTally an amazingly talented website but we would never tell it to your face.
We thought you said green was whorish.
We’re like an awesome blossom. With extra awesome.
Michael Scott’s number two website for five years.
We didn’t start the fire, Ryan did.
OfficeTally it’s not rabid.
OfficeTally: “Disadulation. What’s that? Oh, you don’t want to know.”
OfficeTally: Where something you whittled is giftable.
OfficeTally: This day is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
OfficeTally: “There’s so many presents in my car I don’t know which is which.”
OfficeTally: “Who do you think you are?”
OfficeTally doesn’t actually know one single fact about bear attacks
These are my party planning biotches.
Enabling Office addictions since 2006.
OfficeTally: Old Friends, New Lovers, and the Disabled!
For You, Babe.
If you don’t know why we’re awesome, then you need awesome lessons.
Office Tally: If that’s not Awesome to you, then you need Awesome Lessons.
Office Tally: Nature’s Do-Over
Office Tally. This is Pam.
OfficeTally.com: Where updog goes to die
Office Tally: Transferring their debt to William Charles Schneider since 2005.
Office Tally: Limitless Info of the Paper-filled World.
OfficeTally: becuase my life is so great I literally want a second one…
I love so much the things that OfficeTally chooses to be.
We welcome whites, blacks, Asians, Germans, and halfsies.
Officetally: Always keeps me smiling and satisfied.
It’s just noise coming out of an ugly scientist.
I can’t belive this icecream has no calories.
Officetally: Because we are all jealous of the person who runs it…
OfficeTally, Where JAM isn’t meant to be spread on toast
OfficeTally….Did I Stutter?
OfficeTally….What’s Up Ma Nerds?
OfficeTally.
We’re like….Mozart.
OfficeTally: We live to frolf.
Officetally, That’s what [Tanster] said.
Jenna, is that you? (substitute any of the cast/crew/writers who regularly stop by)
Great Scott!
This is an OfficeTally Joint
Anxiously awaiting The Office Convention ’08
OfficeTally.com: Even for the internet it’s… pretty shocking.
OfficeTally: Blogging in perfect Scrantonicity
Like inventory…only more than that!
estbay ebsiteway vereay!
Officetally: You know you want to look, you skeevy little perv.
The iPod in a field of oven mitts!
Beer Me!
Officetally: Beer me some Office.
Officetally: Facebook for The Office fans.
Officetally: Like an iPod, only better.
The Perez of Office Fandom
Officetally: Where Office fans can go MACH 5.
Officetally: Dinkin Flicka
Officetally: Fleece it out
Officetally: Where Fluffy Fingers solve all problems
Where people just say TMI, cuz “Don’t go there” is lame
Office Tally: this isnt even a stop watch, its a digital thermometer
Are you looking for bloopers and spoilers? ‘Cause you’re not gonna find it in that box.
1) OfficeTally…What’s the scuttlebutt?
2) If I had to choose between a one-night-stand with some stupid cow I pick-up in a bar, and these people? I’d pick them every time.
3) OfficeTally…For you babe.
Officetally…. Where we always hug it out
Officetally: Where everyone gets a Dundie!
… where every day is pretzel day.
Moonwalking past accounting on a daily basis.
Break me off a piece of that… Office Tally?
Office Tally: We didn’t see where it started, we just saw where it ended
Office Tally: It’s always left me satisfied (TWSS)
Could you just say, “These are due back Thursday”
Office Tally: Goin’ Mach 5!
Office Tally: There was definitely less manure. I mean some manure…just less
Office Tally: Where table making never seemed so possible
Doing something bold that we’ve never done before…try.
Office Tally: I’m not superstitious, but, I am a little stitious
Office Tally: Awesome blossom, extra awesome
I LOVE all of the things OfficeTally chooses to be.
OfficeTally: It has to be official, and IT HAS TO BE OFFICETALLY.
Shrute Bucks:Stanley Nickels: You do the math!
Beets: It does a body good!
OfficeTally: Who has two thumbs and loves the office? This guy!
Officetally started the fire!
Three words to describe OfficeTally:
Hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.
Now with an oaky afterbirth.
Office Tally: Putting the Thunder back in Dunder!
or
Office Tally: Putting the Wonder back in Dunder!
Office Tally: Pippity poppity, give me the zoppity!
Our site is the prettiest site of all the sites.
Office Tally…the Money Beet of fansites
OfficeTally: So Fresh, Its Youthanized
OfficeTally: We do the letters.
Bigger and better than before. That’s what she said.
OfficeTally: It made everything all right.
OfficeTally: With extra zing and pep!
We’re worth using the good peanut butter.
I want to form an alliance with OfficeTally.
Bibbity bobbity, give me the OfficeTally.
OfficeTally: It’s like a runner’s high.
OfficeTally: The only place Michael Scarn could actually be a hero.
OfficeTally: Indubitably devoted
OfficeTally: Trying to raise awareness for georgeformanly grilled appendages
OfficeTally…the new golf course.
How can I help? I’ll check the web.
Office Tally: We will literally being be waiting for Sept. 25th.
OfficeTally: World’s Best Blog
OfficeTally: I should probably get back to work.
OfficeTally: In Well?
The perfect icebreaker for when you meet Teri Hatcher.
Office Tally: At least we didn’t leave you at a high school hockey game!
Like Superman to the citizens of Gotham City.
Office Tally: The Chrysler Sebring of TV Fan Sites.
planting its seed in fans since 2005
Office Tally; it’s like we’re in high school and we’re at the cool table.
OfficeTally: Basically Anything That is Awesome
OfficeTally: How a Put-Put Golf Company Operates
Office Tally: Definitely on Brenda…Something’s blogroll
Checking in with Tanster, Doppler 7
Office Tally Addicted since Feburary 2006.
Office Tally: Over 2.8 Million Served.
Officetally: It’s like second drink…after the jump
Pam: Oh, my God I’m kind of friends with Dwight!
Dwight: So your PMSing pretty bad huh?
Officetally: We don’t Schrute it up.
So Others May Live–We blog about paper. Office Tally
Office Tally. Its got a nice ring to it!
Got Office?
Where Office fans make great lovers: JAM, Dwangela, Micholly
Where everybody but Creed knows your name.
Where everyone wonders why Creed needs three chairs.
Officetally. It would energize me greatly and make me the happiest man in the world.
Note: I don’t want to win a prize. But this contest is so much fun!
Office Tally: Go get yourself a monkey kidney.
The best. Game, set, match. Point. Game over. End of game.
OfficeTally: Because Lostpedia’s too complicated
OfficeTally: Even better than beet salad
OfficeTally: Does not need awesome lessons
A website of intensity. Of, of cool, and youth, and, and passionately.
I’m not *F5* obsessed, but *F5* I am *F5* a little-sessed.
(In the original version I used addicted. That did not work well.)
Officetally, just push the words together.
Office Tally. We’ll win the next battle.
This thing with Office Tally feels a lot like love.
Office Tally: We’ll have the grilled chicken breast hold the chicken.
OfficeTally.com – Just became self-aware. So much to figure out.
OfficeTally
… cool beans
(Creed)!
OfficeTally: Working for the week.
OfficeTally: Welcome to our land.
Office Tally: Check-in time in now, check-out time is never.
Office Tally: Multiple Dundie-award-winner for Best Fan Site.
Office Tally: Giving us news from the Electric City.
OfficeTally: Like an online Star Trek convention, same kind of obsession, but with more normal-ish kind of people.
Home of the Schrute Bear Attack Survival Guide!
1)We’re wise and have worms.
2)We want people to be afraid of how much they love us.
3)Guys, the Afghanistanannis.
4)The groin of the internet.
haha I’m actually in Canada too so I can’t win but just thought I’d enter for fun.
Office Tally: Where everyone is collar-blind.
OfficeTally: Where everyday is Pretzel Day.
OfficeTally: Keep It Simple Stupid.
OfficeTally: We have nifty gifties.. They are nifty!
btw this contest is hilarious. all of these ideas are brilliant.
We suck up to you becaus we genuinely love your
Office Tally: It’s kick you in the crotch and spit in your face fantastic!
It’s simply beyond words. It’s incalculacable.
Office Tally: Dunder Mifflinocity
Office tally: the first place I go in the morning after I turn on my Foreman grill
Office Tally: It’s Kick you in the crotch, spit in your face fantastic!
Office Tally: Come into our cubicle! (That’s what she said!)
Dunder Mifflinocity
OfficeTally: Because I finished all my work MONTHS ago.
Officetally: A perfect drink of awesome Officeness.
Officetally: It will energize you greatly.
OfficeTally: Better than an Anti-Gravity machine!
I absolutely need to throw my full and total support behind #184 (jkfan9989) for this absolute gem:
“Where Everybody But Creed Knows Your Name”
Office Tally: Always thinking ahead, like a carpenter who makes stairs.
We offer many options of bird funerals.
Officetally: Because LittleKidLover was already taken.
oops i entered it twice!
Office Tally. Does it need to be liked? Absolutely not. It likes to be liked. It enjoys being liked. It have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like it’s need to be praised.
Office Tally, a support group for those who have dated Michael Scott publicly and collasped into themselves like a dying star.
Office Tally, it’s nothing compared to how Michael looks at you.
Everyone deserves prizes, these tag lines are AMAZING, everyone should be very proud!
officetally: even Dwight approves
Officetally: What’s the scuttlebutt?
OfficeTally: An safe alternative to throwing yourself in front of a train.
OfficeTally: How I Spent My Summer Hiatus
OfficeTally: There’s a finale and a premiere-for everything in between, there’s OfficeTally.
OfficeTally: We won’t leave you at a minor league hockey game.
OfficeTally: Still safe from sexual predators
OfficeTally: That has a nice ring to it!
OfficeTally: For JAMaholics anonymous.
Dunder Mifflin…the other Dunkin Muffin.
OfficeTally – We look better on paper.
grr. my last entry was too long. can i enter another? besides, this is fun! love it! (well here it is!)
OfficeTally:Lovers of the childish, meek, and “jackhammer.”
oh, dwight. (it was between insatiable and jackhammer.)
Office Tally: Absolutely I do!
Office Talley : It was “love at first type with my fingers”
Office Tally: You’ll have more fun as a follower!
Office Tally : It was “love at first type with my fingers”
Office Tally: Brought to you by the Party Planning Committee
Office Tally: The best thing since PB and J
Office Tally: Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Office Tally: So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels, then Schrute grabs a can of hair spray and a lighter…
Office Tally: Sometimes a guy’s gotta ride ride the Bull, am I right?
Officetallies: What Prison Mike carves into his cell wall.
OfficeTally: Won’t ruin 8th Grade for you
OfficeTally: Somehow our pants became wet
OfficeTally: We have such a solid foundation
OfficeTally: Kate Flannery can’t feel pain
Can I trust OfficeTally… I don’t know. Do I have a choice? — no, frankly, I don’t. Will I trust OfficeTally, yes. Should I trust OfficeTally … you tell me.
OfficeTally: For people who throw garbage and get garbage thrown at them.
Office Tally: It wants you to have all the urine you need.
OfficeTally: Because we’re so clearly awesome.
Officetally: Because Schrute Farms was Unavailible.
Officetally: An Environment of Welcoming, but Don’t Get the Hell Out of Here
Office Tally: Where it’s okay to be a nerd
Office Tally: It Sucks…Reverse Psychology!!
Office Tally: Because we’re AWESOME!
Office Tally: A-W-E…S-O-M-E! Awesome, Awesome is whatt we are, we’re “The Office” super stars!
Oh, sorry Tanster! The ONE tagline I would like to enter is:
Officetally: It sucks…REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!
(sorry, i didn’t read the rules that carefully…)
OfficeTally:
How else would we survive until September 25th?
If we could put OfficeTally in JELLO, we would
OfficeTally: All you can handle and no annoying sugar-high crash!
OfficeTally: We’ll be back in two weeks. Off to Sandals Jamaica!
OfficeTally: “No…it’s the summer, not another writer’s strike.”
OfficeTally: Where McDreamy, Hiro and Jack Bauer get their Office fix.
OfficeTally: Where Mose’s homepage would be if he had the intranetz.
OfficeTally: We’re changing our image, so we’re growing a beard.
Welcome to our land. May we offer you a tankard of mead?
OfficeTally:
We love The Office more than a homemade oven mitt’s-worth.
Office Tally: More Bears, Beets and Battlestar Galactica than you can shake a bobblehead at.
T otally awesome website
A wesome website
L atest Office news
L engthy interviews
Y ou. Me. Beers. NAILED IT.
Office Tally. We would never dump you in a dumpster.
OfficeTally: Because no one else understands.
Since I don’t have a butler, I have OfficeTally.
I have to save my one submission…still thinking. But I really like Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. and Absolutely I do. Nice.
OfficeTally: Unavailable, fictional, and overqualified.
OfficeTally: Actually… there is no counting.
OfficeTally: Worth more than all the Shrute bucks and Stanley nickels in the world.
Office Tally: Be prepared to have your urine tested.
Office Tally: Because fooling around on the web is much more fun than actually working at our jobs.
I think it has to be a Jim quote. Or Dwight. Or Pam. Could be Michael. Or Kevin.
Office Tally: It’s utterly Jam-tastic!
Office Tally: Do you think Jenna’s on this site right now?
Office Tally: Where Tanster is the Regional Manager.
When Andy checked the web, this is where he went first! OfficeTally.com
Oops…thanks for the reminder #245!
I guess my ONE would be:
Office Tally: Bringing news from the Electric City.
OfficeTally: “Your messy klutz that spills everything.”
Office Tally: it’s the most important thing in my life right now.
office tally: win, win, win.
Office Tally: Covering the hottest in The Office
Office Tally: Proud to be an Overly-Obsessed Office Fan!(OOOF)
OfficeTally: The only cure for hot dog fingers.
Office Tally: planting it’s seed in every body since 2005
We drive a brown Probe.
Officetally: leaves you satisfied and smiling. twss.
Office Tally: Planting It’s Seed In Paper People since 2005
OfficeTally: We think it’s pretty Dawesome.
Office Tally: It’s emotionally magnificent.
OfficeTally: We won’t shun you here.
Office Tally: Where our urine is green.
Officetally:
We are still doing that thing with Pam.
:)
Officetally: addition by subtraction.
Officetally: I’m the lion. You’re dead.
Officetally: where loyalty is valued the most.
Office Tally: Because you shouldn’t have to wait for Thursday night.
OfficeTally: Almost as good as italian food.
Tasty Terrifc Office Tally.
OfficeTally: The obsessed fan’s crack. Not crack the drug.
Asking questions that are nobody’s business since 2006.
Office Tally: Toby killed this bird, but Pam melted our hearts
Like Scranton on acid. No- on speed. No! On steroids.
Office Tally: Because I love inside jokes and someday I want to be a part of one
Office Tally: Can you imagine if we were deranged?
Office Tally: Because nothing says, “I love you” like a teapot filled with inside jokes
I don’t know which one to submit yet, but #240 and #223 are awesome!
Officetally: the only thing that would make it better is ice cream
Office Tally: More hospitable than the Embassy Beets Hotel
Office Tally: Not a woman, just a cool great looking best friend.
Office Tally: Yessh.
Dunder Mifflin- Where you trusted not to be trusting
Dunder Mifflin- the home of the cool guys
Dunder Mifflin- where being honest is over rated
Dunder Mifflin- where an adult is a kid
Office Tally: We trade on the New York Stock Exchange. Ever heard of it? It’s in New York.
OfficeTally: Woman stands at desk and works.
OfficeTally: The difference between love and insanity.
Officetally: Keeps your passwords protected with different mythical creatures
A tally of The Office…what does that mean anyway?
Office Tally: Where Dunderheads unite!
Office Tally: Supporting the theory that Ben Franklin was one of the sexiest presidents ever – 99% sure.
Office Tally: Better than Tally of The Office.
Office Tally: Providing viewers gift baskets, no cash.
Office Tally: Where paper is still the future.
Office Tally: Office Tally Infinity coming soon!
It has to be official, and it HAS to be OfficeTally.
The only cure for the Monday blues
Office Tally: It’s what’s for dinner.
Office Tally: Ya done good kid, ya done good.
Office Tally: This place is like sexy pre-school.
A ten for looks, and a three for its ability to describe itself.
Office Tally: Absolutely, you should.
OfficeTally: Where more people use cocaine than read a book to their children.
OfficeTally: Ever heard of it?
I kinda like what you wrote up there…
but here’s my version
New Updates Coming. That’s what she said.
I have to avoid reading any before I come up with them. I don’t want to repeat anything!
OfficeTally: What the heck are you looking at? Oh right, the website.
OfficeTally: If it’s good for Chuck Norris, it’s good for me!
OfficeTally: It’s the least misspelled blog on the internet, and that’s saying something.
I can’t think of anything else right now. I’m at work so I better get back. I hope one of these will help me to defend my crown!
I totally skipped over the one entry per person thing. I’ll go with the following because it sucks up to website admin.
OfficeTally: It’s the least misspelled blog on the internet, and that’s saying something.
OfficeTally.com: Where disliking The Office is considered a personality disorder.
http://www.officetally.gov.www\officetally
check it out.
OfficeTally: Everything awesome about The Office – Is that braggy? I don’t mean it to be braggy.
Office Tally double jeopardy: oh sorry, what is “we’re awesome?”
Halpert/Beesley ’08
We support office love.
Office Tally: Where the carpet does match the drapes.
Office Tally: Where everyone is welcome to kill the “That’s what she said” joke.
Office Tally: The Money Beet.
OfficeTally: Somewhere between Dedication and Obsession, you have OfficeTally.
OfficeTally: We love so much the way we choose to be.
That one site … that made everything alright!
Office Tally: We know there’s no Hooters or Chilis in Scranton and that’s the way we like it
Office Tally: Where we try to figure out who started first? Jim or Pam?
Office Tally: We’ve never been protested by the Shoah Foundation
I’m loving the pretzel day ones guys!!!!!
Office Tally: Where new ideas are thought of everyday, we know they are.
Office Tally: Home of JAM
Office Tally: Is it me, or does it smell like updog in here?
We can only enter one, right? Because I see in the rules ONE ENTRY PER PERSON. Just a heads up, and good luck, fellow Dunderheads!
Officetally: Where the carpet matches the drapes.
office tally: We live to frolf!
Office Tally: Works on two levels. “Welcome to Scranton” and “I love you.”
I am sorry about entering too many guys!! I was too busy reading all of these great posts to read the rules – very naughty
office tally: where every day is diversity day!
Officetally.com: Where everyone is welcome…except Toby.
OfficeTally: That’s what we said.
Office Tally: Bottleing the “Old Man Smell” since ’05
Office Tally: Oompa loompa, doompadee dossum
Officetally: Because we’re in the know faster than Kelly Kapoor.
OfficeTally: It always leaves you satisfied and smiling.
Office Tally: Home of Flonkerton Champions
Officetally: Where we go when the universe wins.
OfficeTally: Winner of 2 (or however many) Dundies for hottest website.
-OR-
OfficeTally: The Dundie-award winning website for all things Office.
Office Tally: Serving Greater Scranton and beyond since 2006.
OfficeTally: “Meet my eye line Jim!”
OfficeTally: “I’ve sat down next to Phylis’ stinky perfume for years.”
Office Tally: The poor man’s Michael Scott.
OfficeTally: “I’m so scared when people don’t label their personal food.”
How Dare You OfficeTally…you are gross!
OfficeTally. Fact.
Every Day is Pretzel Day
It’s like Machiavelli meets…The Office.
Office Tally: The Secret Assistant to the Regional Manager.
OfficeTally: Because thirty minutes a week is never enough.
I like #188 bunches.
Office Tally: Is it #1? Yeppers.
OfficeTally: Better than you have ever been or ever will be.
Office Tally: What I think Pierce Brosnan’s fansite smells like.
These are SO awesome! They are extra awesome! I laughed out loud at “meet my eyeline jim”…also the one about the universe winning is great, too.
Sorry, I didn’t read the rules closely enough and submitted too many in comment #184…so my one tagline submission is:
Where everybody but Creed knows your name.
These have all been so much fun to read–great contest!
Officetally: We love it a homemade oven mitt’s worth
We’ve never even seen “Throw Momma From the Tambien”.
Office Tally: Suddenly staying late at The Office has a whole new meaning
Office Tally: where Ryan IS “da belle of da ball.”
OfficeTally:
Not affliated with the Ungrateful Bee-yotch Hotline.
or
Where Dwight Shrute Happens…
OfficeTally: Support a cure for Rabies
Let the speculation begin
Office Tally: its got even more zing and pep
OfficeTally: #1 fansite for 13 of the last 12 months. You heard me right.
#137 your entry made me spit coffee out of my mouth! lol
Great contest Tanster!
OfficeTally: If Tanster is dead, we’ve all been dead for weeks
OfficeTally: Because I don’t just read “Cracked”, thank you.
officetally: if tanster is dead, we’ve all been dead for weeks.
tanster, how are you going to pick a favorite?!
OfficeTally: Better than any office romance.
#352 still laughing…..
Which one’s Pam? – Creed
See you at space camp.
Swaying is dancing after all.
I guess I forgot to give you a donut.
***Don’t forget us when you’re famous***!!!
Tanster, there is no way some of us can submit just one. It’s too fun. Also, I’m curious to know your favorites, at least the ones that make some kind of cut .
These are freaking awesome.
#365 is amazing. But I love the ungrateful byotch hotline reference and the homemade oven mitt one. Really nice.
In the wild there is no OfficeTally.
Office tally: Rhymes with schmofficetally
Headquarters of the Mose Schrute Presidential Campaign.
Office Tally: where coming in one extra saturday won’t prevent down sizing
Seriously, these are so awesome. Tallyheads are a funny bunch! Great contest idea!
After careful consideration, this is my final submission:
Office Tally: Can you imagine if we were deranged?
My favorite is tuna3’s: “If Tanster is dead, we’ve been dead for weeks.” But I can’t help trying to think of more.
OfficeTally: Locked in the conference room, virtually.
p.s. my other one should have been Magic Camp, not space camp. got it confused with Stranger Than Fiction. sorry!
OfficeTally: the opposite of safety
OfficeTally: because your condo is in America
OfficeTally: which we realize is crass, but it’s our favorite lunch
OfficeTally: here comes treble
We learned this on the streets, the ghetto in fact.
OfficeTally: it’s really incalculable (how would you spell how Michael says that?)
OfficeTally: We’ve found our own Karen, it’s Tanster!
Flooding the market with Schrutebucks.
I bet you wish you were like this all the time.
OfficeTally: their bread is VEry good
OfficeTally: Knocking a brick out with two stones
Officetally: Working 24/7 all day yesterday
not including the Office Tally: part..?
Office Tally: We have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
OfficeTally: Under investigation by Dwight K. Schrute
Join us as we laugh at a dead cat in the freezer.
OfficeTally: Two queens on casino night… And we’re going to drop a deuce on everybody.
OfficeTally: Because we’re a friend first and a boss second, and probably an entertainer third.
Officetally: get your Office news 5, 4, 3, 2, Now. Now. Now.
I’m still playing around with ideas… but I must say… these are hilarious! Here’s a few favorites:
257 (by far the one that made laugh the hardest)
220
213
81
334
384
367
352
Good luck picking out of this lot Tanster!
I think my first may have been too long. Here’s a re-submission, if it’s allowed.
OfficeTally: Yeah, oh.
OfficeTally: It’s simply beyond words. It’s incalculable.
OfficeTally:
I’m telling Michael.
OR
Laugh when you see me coming and applaud when I leave.
Ryan should’ve hired Tanster for Dunder Mifflin Infinity!
OfficeTally: Better than bacon on the Foreman!
Officetally: Where our favorite yogurt flavor is always mixed berries
Officetally: Now in a high falsetto voice
You can’t fire me, I don’t work on this website.
Office Tally: Unavailable. Fictional. Overqualified.
OfficeTally: Maybe this time you’ll estimate us.
Office Tally: Where everyday is like Pretzel Day!
OfficeTally: Givin’ you the zoppity
OfficeTally.com: We will even accept Michael’s foot money.
Office Tally: Where no vacation time is a good thing
OfficeTally: Where paper lives, in a paper-less world.
OfficeTally.Com- Because Scranton isn’t just a random town in Pennsylvania and Dunder-Mifflin doesn’t just make paper, it makes laughter too.
OfficeTally- Underestimate us and you must face Dwight, or even worse. Dwight’s cousin.
OfficeTally: Always one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs.
Checkin’ in with Tanster, Doppler 7.
OfficeTally: The cure for your elbow pejuvarence.
These are so great, I really like a lot of them but my favorites are:
171
365
232
130
124
71
354
352
347
319
200 your 1st one, 197 your 2nd one and 119 your second one.
I have a lot of favorites!
I think someone might have submitted a similar one to me so if that one doesn’t count here is a back up:
OfficeTally: Its somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.
correction… I put the wrong word
OfficeTally: The cure for your elbow protuberance.
and we were like, rih-di-dit-da-doo!
OfficeTally: Like a beautiful day at the beach, filled with sun, surf, and diligent note-taking.
LANCH PARTY!
OfficeTally: Here comes treble!
OfficeTally: Where hand sanitizer tastes just like candy.
Officetally: Because we don’t have to mark it’s arm with a marker to tell it apart from the other Office websites
We can’t stay on top of you 24/7.
OfficeTally: WL HUNG
OfficeTally: The cure for Count Choculitis. And hot dog fingers.
Office Tally: Numerous health benefits: strengthens your back, better performance at sports, more enjoyable sex.
OTCR: Proving that the public school system failed so many of us so badly on a daily basis.
Prom Picture Pose!
Office Tally: Sometimes you gotta ride the bull.
OfficeTally: Blood alone moves the wheels of history!
OfficeTally: Life is so great, you literally want a second one.
OfficeTally: Nothing fancy or foreign, no bars, no patios, no vegetables, and no seafood.
Where it’s not just a carnival, it’s Carnivaaal.
Office Tally: We need to be updating you as much as we’re updating you.
Office Tally: No such thing as TMI about DMI.
Save the receptionist. Save the world.
Office Tally: Evil like a Hobbit
OfficeTally: We Don’t Need Awesome Lessons
OfficeTally: We think it has something to do with animals. Or people.
Hey Tanster! I entered comment 47. I, however, realized that I would like to word it a little differently. Here is my new phrasing:
Officetally: Where we’re all Little Kid Lovers at the OTCR.
For athletes. For nerds. For professors.
OfficeTally.Com- We’re in double jepordy so we’re fine. Sorry, What is we’re fine?
It’s nebulose.
OfficeTally: Throwing the best Lanch Parties since 2005!
Bears. Beets. OfficeTally.
OfficeTally: “Finer Things” are only a click away.
I too would like to reword my original entry (#192), to this:
No, I’m *F5* not obsessed. *F5* Uh, yeah *F5* I’m obsessed.
#434 is great! its so true…
Office Tally: Look closely and you’ll find a squid’s eye every time.
Refresh this page again for the quote – we won’t judge you
Office Tally: All Inclusive
Officetally: It’s family style.
Office Tally: It gets a laugh like, a quarter of the time.
Office Tally: It’s really incalculable.
Got Office?
Working hard to keep you hardly working.
Is it me, or does it smell like “Update” in here?
OfficeTally: Won’t that just shed more light at The Office?
whoops, that should’ve been “won’t that just shed more light ‘ON’ The office.”
Sorry!
Officetally: We’re about to drop a deuce on everybody.
OfficeTally: Where a great show about paper’s our passion.
OfficeTally: the most exclusive club in this office
OfficeTally: We’re best friends. We hang out a ton, mostly online.
Officetally: Show me that farm.
Office Tally love you long Tim.
Office Tally: Entertainment that’s cheaper than a new plasma TV.
Office Tally: Bros before Ho’s
Office Tally: growing things everyone likes since 2005. Candy.
Office Tally: Warning – may cause pretendinitis and spontaneous dental hydroplosion.
Office Tally: Goes well with grape soda and PB&J
Office Tally: We’re really into moms
Office Tally: Jim gives it five ‘wow’s
hey thanks Tanster for letting us post more than one, even if it will disqualify us. Some of the ones I’ve been suggesting are not even contenders, but it is so fun to try to come up with more.
Officetally: We must deceive them, so as not to hurt them, and it that way, we honor them.
OfficeTally: Official band-aid for your paper cuts.
Announcement: my uncle gave me some fireworks.
Office Tally: The closest seat we can get to the receptionist.
OfficeTally: for when you need your entourage.
OfficeTally: Almost as good as a fashion show at lunch.
This is your girlfriend, and I’m mad!
Chicken breast, hold the chicken.
Pam claims she saw it one day when she was alone in the conference room. “OK.”
Original home of the Dunder-ku
OfficeTally: Dunder-Mifflin’s BFF
OfficeTally: A Dunder-Heads/Tan Monster joint
Office Tally: for middle-aged black men with sass
I know it disqualifies me – but:
Office Tally: for people who can drive their own car
Office Tally: for nine-toed mungbean growing kleptomaniacs
Office Tally: for the cat-lovers who wear a kids’ size 10
Office Tally: for Wonderkids with beards
Officetally: You won’t find any online predators here!!
OfficeTally: We’re your paper people.
Has TWO toasters.