Rules
- Submit a tagline by adding a comment to this post.
- Taglines must be, at most, 60 characters. Characters include letters, numbers, spaces, punctuation marks, everything.
- The tagline must be about OfficeTally. You can think of a tagline this way: if the word “OfficeTally” were on the front of a t-shirt, what would it say on the back?
- Your tagline must relate to Season 5 or events that have occurred in the past year (set visit, Office Fan Tours, etc).
- One entry per person.
- You must provide a valid email address and live in the U.S.
Examples of taglines
For examples of taglines, see some of last year’s awesome entries.
Prize
- I’ll pick my favorite taglines to display in the quote randomizer, and they will display until Season 6 starts (September 17).
- Of the taglines that are selected for rotation, my favorite tagline will receive a Creed Bobblehead! (Courtesy of the NBC Office Store.)
Important dates
- Sat. August 22, 11pm PT: Deadline to submit entries.
- Sun. August 23: Selected entries start appearing live!
- Mon. August 24: Prizewinner announced.
Give me your wit. You might get Creed in return. It’s a win-win-win!
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Serving Kevin’s Famous Chili since 2006!
It’s Bill Buttlicker approved!
Giving you a rundown, for everyone on the distribution list.
It’s incalcuable.
I find that OfficeTally is one thing I can control.
for when you can’t face another game of Solitaire…
Where the lei is respected.
Where there’s no limit to the number of cheese puffs you can throw at someone’s face.
The site to visit when P is being a giant B.
Like a majestic beast… So fast, so tender.
Better than a two-way petting zoo.
Send in the subs!
It’s incalclacable.
If we don’t read OfficeTally, then the other team wins.
More fun than an Obama fashion show.
Come OfficeTally Man, Tally me Banana…
Where funk is the problem AND the solution.
Start your day with a hearty bowl of Office tally.
Where we all respect the lei.
Where branches are closed at the company picnic
Where being cheesy is o.k.
Home of the Rundown
Where Everyday is Casual Friday.
One of the few sites who recognize cat maternity.
Office Tally, definitely classy.
Better than beating Corporate in volleyball.
OFFICE TALLY
Like laying on the beach eating hotdogs…it’s all I’ve ever wanted!
A lot of people doubted OfficeTally at first, but it’s a magical place.
It’s the best fansite. How that fan became a site I don’t know.
Alternative name: Cafe Disco
where anyone can be a Slumdunder Mifflinaire.
It’s so cheesy..and I like cheesy.
Where it’s completely natural to get proposed to by a gas station, in the rain.
We never skip the Ace Ventura talking butt thing.
Like Thelma and Louise, but with, like, a boat.
Where you’re always sexy in your culture.
It is erkel-nomically correct.
Visit Officetally because you might just win a Golden Ticket.
From the studio that brought you SlumDunder Millionaire…
From the studio that brought you SlumDunder Mifflinaire.
More dangerous than a shotgun wedding!
What does one fiance plus one lover equal? Answer: one Officetally
So sexy it becomes hostile.
Office Tally is a golden ticket idea.
Tanster, I’m really sorry, but I just realized that I messed up in wording my post. My first post (#26) is:
“One of the few sites who recognize cat maternity.”
But I meant to write:
“One of the few sites that recognizes cat maternity.”
I hope you can change this, thanks!
People need the Office now more than ever.
Right up there with Monster.com. Singular.
Where you can take a rest from your rest.
Where Creed comes to find out who’s driving behind him.
Wanna hear a lie? This site is the worst.
The soft underbelly of my refined upbringing is my OfficeTally.
Where green means go ahead and shut up about it
Keep it classy Scranton
Two-way fansite. You love OfficeTally, it loves you back.
Where you won’t get hit in the face with a pee-filled balloon.
Office Tally:
It’s a combo fan site coffee bar.
Where that creepy clown painting is crucial to the structure of the fansite.
Depression is only for ignorant sluts or Office withdrawals.
OFFICETALLY
Ex-squeeze us.
More like Crappe Disco…Not.
Where creating the best Office fansite leads you to landing a cameo role in the season finale.
Where funk is the problem. And the solution.
Where it’s on like a prawn who yawns at dawn.
The bread and buddha of everything “The Office”
Officetally: Our balls are in your court.
Bringing you The Office news…while we wait for the hostage situation with the bad pizza to end.
Here when you say PB&J you think of babies.
An hour of television, an hour of napping, or an hour on OT
It’s OfficeTally.com. Singular.
Where you won’t just be surfing the net, you will be boogie-ing
Where you won’t just be sufing the net, you will be boogie-ing.
OfficeTally: A majestic beast. So fast, so tender.
Office Tally: It’s aware of the effect it has on women.
Office Tally
Actually, I’m gonna need more!
We’re not only tight ends, we’re quarterbacks.
Officetally: the mustard shirt of websites
Office Tally: The home of Agent Michael Scarn. And Dwigt.
Where anyone can play Slum Dunder-Mifflinaire (and win).
Thought I had already posted, but now I don’t see it… must have done it wrong?
Office Tally: Wanna hear a lie? This site is the worst!
You won’t just be surfing the net, you will be boogie-ing
Tanster, I know you will delete this, but I just wanted to say sorry for the multiple post! My computer is acting weird! Hope you had a great weekend!
It’s Britney, bitch.
OfficeTally- For the cure.
OfficeTally: Our awesomeness can pierce the sky!
Office Tally: It’s like the drink before the ice melts
The traveling pants of fan sites.
where it is ok to grab “these” for balance.
OfficeTally.com: You have no idea how high we can fly.
Maybe I read OfficeTally most summas!
OfficeTally: Hanging out by the quarry and throwing things down there.
We know what the rundown is.
Tallyheads: We love you long tim.
Office Tally
Smooth as milk and sugar.
Because it is not THAT show. And this is not THAT fansite.
Your own personal Cafe Disco, open 24/7.
OfficeTally: The Ultimate Stress Relief.
Where pretzel day is everyday!
OfficeTally: Let us be your traveling pants.
OfficeTally
Where Bill Buttlicker goes when he’s feeling irate.
When I discovered OfficeTally, I didn’t work for 5 days.
(from when Michael discovers YouTube in Business Ethics)
Bears.
Beets.
Office Tally for the the win.
In fact, um, we’re in love with Office news.
OfficeTally: Where people avoid working at the office by discussing a show about working at the office.
Officetally: Not to be truffled with.
OfficeTally.com
The Office fansite that is not to be truffled with.
Officetally- The fansite that has ruined all other fansites for you
This year more people will read Office Tally than will read a book to their children.
When you’re there it’s perfect. You’re in no rush.
Your Golden e-Ticket.
Office Tally. Limitless laughs in a paperless world.
Where employees of The Michael Scott Paper Company spend their free time.
OfficeTally — it’s the food of the wise man, but the liquor of the fool.
Jim be nice to my friend OfficeTally, ok.
OfficeTally.com: Come find out what she said.
People need officetally now more than ever.
It’s sort of hard to describe, but really it’s a coming together, for people who have addictions.
Because http://www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts was taken!
Oh, how the turn tables…
Official website of the Alleluia Church of Scranton.
You’re always safe with us. We’re good screamers.
I don’t usually enjoy fansites, but this is delightful!
It’s a website…It’s NOT for the church.
Classier than Mr. Peanut.
Office Tally — Every little boy fantasizes about his fairy-tale website.
“Officetally”
Birthplace of Astird
TallyHeads: We’re really tight. We’re like the Kardashians.
Officetally: We thrive under a lack of accountability.
OfficeTally is like a Cafe Disco and a Company picnic all rolled into one.
Everybody post now!!!
More wonderful than a mouthful of M&Ms, without the guilt
Supporting fans of The Office…like a chair in your pants.
Dear Diary,
Just got back from Office Tally, Tanster almost everwhere, JAM almost everywhere.
(Dear Diary,
Just got back from Jamaica. Tan almost everywhere, Jan almost everywhere.)
Dear Diary,
Just got back from Office Tally, Tanster almost everywhere, Jam almost everywhere.
(Dear Diary, Just got back from Jamaica, Tan almost everywhere, Jan almost everywhere)
That’s what Tanster said!
It’s a blog now, it’s not for the church anymore.
Officetally: Feel free to accidentally cross-dress.
OfficeTally
For the office you actually look forward to.
Officetally: Comes without shag carpeting!
OfficeTally — keeping track of what she said.
Just hit the refresh button a.s.a.p. as possible.
Office Tally:
Our balls are in your court
Where Meredith’s panties are forever lost…
Where Dunderheads Unite
Where Time Theft is a part of daily office life.
Where Office fans want the credit without any of the blame.
OfficeTally.Com:
Note: Website no longer in use by the Korean Hallelujah Church of Scranton.
It’s so sexy, it becomes hostile
Getting you office news without being aggressive, hostile or difficult.
doing mediocre work half-heartedly since 2006
OfficeTally.com: Our horn can pierce the sky.
OfficeTally- Fact: Best Office Fansite in every galaxy.
I know its from Season 2 but I missed the last contest:
Officetally:
Without it, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train.
It’s like Club Med but everything is naked.
its the most important thing in your life right now
Office Tally
tastes like splenda gets you drunk like scotch.
OfficeTally:
Where HE said it, too!
We will always be there when your heart dissapears to be working.
Office Tally: Where you go if you live to Frolf
Officetally – You love it so much your afraid of it
Accounting for all things The Office, because Kevin can’t.
When you’re here, your parents know exactly where you are.
Officetally: More JAMmed than the copier.
OfficeTally:
Classy as Mr. Peanut!
More rewarding than supporting about 20 Nigerian princesses.
WARNING: This site may cause detentions.
Where Orange means “Orange you glad you visit this site?”
We get Office news ASAP as possible.
Officetally: No… we can’t do anything about creepy clown pictures.
OfficeTally: Bringing you the truth about tapeworms since 2008.
OfficeTally: Where I go to keep secrets from my computer.
It’s nice to get a rest from all your rest.
We’ll wait it out with you while someone cries about their soy milk.
OfficeTally: Our Donuts will make you go nuts!
We know a good apiarist …
OfficeTally: Where Office fans aren’t only tightends, they are also quarterbacks
the best thing that has happened to the Internet since World War II.
OfficeTally: If you dont, you’ll be eaten in your sleep.
Officetally: more agressive about The Office than the dominant turkey during mating season
Sorry Tanster! I just realized my earlier post had too many characters. Here is my revised one:
Officetally; More agressive than the dominant turkey during mating season
Beer me some OfficeTally!
(Tanster- sorry, didn’t see it had to do with Season 5!)
Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s time for some OfficeTally, and maybe some spoilers too!
Officetally – A Golden Ticket idea.
Officetally: What did we tell you about making forts on our website!!
Sorry, I just relaized mine was over the character limit. My new one:
What does one fiance plus one lover equal? Answer: one Tally.
It’s OfficeTally dot com. Singular.
Aww… someone already submitted mine…can i change it to:
OfficeTally
It’s a cafe disco.
OfficeTally: It squeaks when you bang it….That’s what she said.
Where friends don’t blog about other friends butt’s.
Officetally: Where soupsnakes meet.
Office Tally: Maybe Next Time You Will Estimate Us.
IT IS AN OFFICE FAN SITE.
Officetally: Holly’s not the only one who’s kind of a major dork.
This entry is to replace #131 (since not Season 5):
The site for Office Geeks…Boom!Roasted!!
OfficeTally: catches more than a Toilet Buddy
OfficeTally.com, now with urkel-nomically correct chairs.
Officetally: It pets you back.
Office Tally
We’ve solved the case of the beet bandit. (Mose in socks.)
Where our cellphone plays music but isn’t an iPhone.
Officetally: We’ll help you decide between chairs or a copier.
I dance all the time- tip-toeing around OfficeTally. It’s a ballet.
Officetally: Where burning your foot on a George Forman Grill really isn’t a bad thing.
Officetally:
It is your fansite.
The only website where you aren’t safe from Creed’s thoughts.
OfficeTally
It’s exhausting, being this vigilant. I’ll probably have to go home early today.
OfficeTally: Where soon could mean anything. Soon could be three weeks. So, come back soon.
Better than bears, beets & Battlestar Galactica…combined!
OfficeTally:
You were in the chat room earlier! That’s how I know you!
Where you get a real bang for your Schrute Buck.
OfficeTally: Where all of yours Reams come true
Can you give us back to Jim now, please?
Where you go after your boss catches you playing FreeCell
OfficeTally.com: Where you must always wash your hands after going to the bathroom. This is considered to be polite.
OfficeTally.com: Where the eyes are the groin of the head
OfficeTally: It is your birthday.
This is a ‘No Work Zone.’ Please respect the lei.
Officetally: We think for it to be an obsession, there would have to be a formal letter.
OfficeTally: Get back to work, shoe bitch.
That’s what OfficeTally said.
Office Tally: Our blogs are in your court.
We Don’t Stall VolleyBall Games
Officetally…not as good as Kevin’s homemade chilly but darn close
Office Tally: Get the whole nine ‘nards
She may have said it, but we said it first.
I cut them, in the shape of “c’s”………for Charles….
You have no idea how far I can soar.