The quote randomizer is that thing you see at the top of this page, right below the “OfficeTally” title. It normally shows random quotes from the current episode; right now it shows entries from last year’s tagline contest.
Let’s freshen up the quote randomizer with new taglines — submit one and you may win a goodie bag courtesy of the NBC Office Store!
UPDATE: new taglines are now in rotation, and prizewinners have been chosen!
Taglines in rotation
The only thing better than Quad Desk. – Jaime
More hardcore than parkour. – Laura
Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At OfficeTally, you will. – Samuel L Chang
Knowing way too much about Andy’s scrotum. – Roy’s Mugshot
We give an `F’ about everything! – Zach
The fansite you most medium suspect. – Anna
Where friends become lovers, and lovers become sexually interactive. – Sayid M
Where every day is an Ultra Feast! – Meg
Where your mind will go a mile an hour. – Derek
You’ll appreciate the crap out of it. – Ham
No parts of this website have been censored due to inappropriosity. – Tim Mo
The odds of you not loving it are insurmountainable. – Michelle
Just bloggin’ you know how I be. – littlefishinthebigapple
Where the name of the IT guy just doesn’t matter. – Sam O
It rocks. It rocks my ass off. – Yolanda
Internet sensation of 2004. – Colleen Kelly
Hereafter referred to as “Morpheus.” – ItsOnlyMeredith
Our boudoir is always open! – ChilisWaitress
Co-manager of your butt. – Liz
It’s boner-ific! – JMiller
Better than finding a good set of twins. – JM
Where 25 push-ups and one girl push-up is perfectly acceptable. – Lauren
A place that gets like eight emails a day. – Maddie
Meemaw approved. – Ashley
Where we’ll always pick you first for Poopball! – Rhonda
You can’t handle our undivided attention. – Teresa
It’s a total mind-effer! – AbsolutelyIDo
Where one word is worth a thousand mental pictures. – Ken Clark
It’s AS interesting as a morgue. – Gina B
A ‘9′ on the scale of one to Giselle. – Michael Scotch
Distracting you from your distractions. – kreidy
Part of the Woof social network. – Nick T
Prizewinners
Congratulations to Samuel L Chang (Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At OfficeTally, you will.), Anna (The fansite you most medium suspect.), and Gina B (It’s AS interesting as a morgue.). You have each won a goodie bag containing The Office Sign Ornament, Dunder Mifflin Logo Pen, and Dunder Mifflin shot glass! Winners, please watch your inbox for an email from me.
Thanks to everybody who contributed to such a lovely collection of quotes. I love them. :)
Original contest details are on the next page.
OfficeTally: The only thing better than Quad Desk.
“Double your pleasure, double your fun”
OfficeTally: More hardcore than parkour.
Where Date Mike secretly loves to hang out
Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At OfficeTally, you will.
Office Tally: Knowing way too much about Andy’s scrotum.
OfficeTally, I do declare!
Only slightly better than a beet juice cleanse, without the red teeth!
Office Tally: A Division of Sabre
You guys are completely cracking me up. :)
Office Tally: The only website you’d want to ride on the Maid of the Mist with.
This site is Determined. Worker. Intense. Good Worker. Hard Worker. Terrific.
Office Tally: This place is like Spaniard Fly.
Office Tally: Bears. Beats. Really Awesome Fansite.
Office Tally: Sticking Spicy Food Up Your Butt.
Office Tally: Where whistleblowers blow their whistles.
Office Tally: Three squeezes and we’ll drain you!
OfficeTally: Made of real apes.
Office Tally: Ever-evolving like Thousand-year-old Martial Arts
That’s what she said. Only our printers don’t catch on fire.
Office tally: now serving second breakfast.
OfficeTally: Limitless fans in a fanless world.
OfficeTally: Where you can find the best Scranton hot dogs from Scranton.
OfficeTally: We give an `F’ about everything!
Office Tally: In Japan, heart surgeon
OfficeTally.com: Owes you one for that Tube City incident
OfficeTally: Made Lady Gaga a star. Or any number of drag queens.
How long have you known about OfficeTally? A week? A month? A year?
OfficeTally: The fansite you most medium suspect.
Ok, so I’m not sure if the 60 character limit has to include “OfficeTally: “, I hope not. I am assuming that it isn’t when I enter the following:
Best pick-up destination in the history of the universe
OfficeTally: Where friends become lovers, and lovers become sexually interactive.
Officetally: Hope for those in these uncertain Michael Scott times.
Office Tally: We do it for Ultra Feast.
Hi, I’m Office Tally. Nice to meet me.
OfficeTally: Where “Suck It” is more than a lame response.
OfficeTally: Where “C” is for suspension
Officetally: A room better than your hair
OfficeTally: No grapes, no nuts…I don’t get no respect!
Officetally: Not a fansite.
Office Tally: Check it in your worky works, or your jammy jams!
OfficeTally: Nice to me. How do you like your fansite in the morning?
forgot a word, it should say OfficeTally: Nice to meet me. How do you like your fansite in the morning?
Office Tally isn’t going down for this!
All Office Tally wants is more MEGADESK!!
Office Tally: Hotter than Hilary Swank!
OfficeTally: Where you take out your Suck it and you suck it.
Office Tally: Where we are all kings. And queens.
Where everyday is an Ultra Feast!
Office Tally: Where we blow more than your whistle…as the girl says
OfficeTally: There is no better medicine
OfficeTally: Your mind will go a mile an hour.
Office Tally: It lives on Sesame Street, dumbass.
OfficeTally: Funny enough to deserve a spit-take!
OfficeTally: It’s under that streetlamp Michael thinks was in Casablanca.
It is your fansite.
OfficTally: We love you, too…as a friend.
OfficeTally: Ever tasted a rainbow? At OfficeTally you will!
Office Tally: You’ll appreciate the crap out of it.
Office Tally: The reason why Russia doesn’t exist anymore.
OfficeTally: Where nobody will uslurp your role as Santa.
OfficeTally: it’s like the Sam to our Frodo… or Dwight.
OfficeTally: Where Tranny Claus lives.
OfficeTally…more fun than a torn scrotum.
Office Tally, it’s the food of the wise man with the liquor of the fool.
Officetally: The only place that serves Hooters to Go.
Office Tally: Absolutely I Do
OfficeTally: It’s delicious…. I mean, beautiful!
Office Tally:
No parts of this website have been censored due to inappropriosity.
Office Tally, where ‘No’ means ‘please don’t’
Office Tally: Hotter than a cheesy pita.
Hi, I’m OfficeTally, how do you like your fansite in the morning?
Where the only bad news is that there has been another murder.
Officetally: The odds of you not loving it are insurmountainable.
Wedding at Niagara-$10,429…Hospital Bills for Baby Delivery-$7362…Getting your JAM on at OfficeTally-Priceless!
Office Tally: Almost as fun as a murder mystery dinner party game.
Office Tally: The ball’s in your court.
Office Tally: Join our gangster pumpkin on a pallet of doom!
Office Tally: Just bloggin’you know how I be.
lol at #56
Where the name of the IT guy just doesn’t matter.
Even better than a 45-day, 45-point plan!
More relaxing than putting your feet in an ice machine.
Office Tally: It rocks. It rocks my ass off.
Office Tally: You will never be frazzled again.
This…is OfficeTally. Internet sensation of 2004
Office Tally: Really distracting from all distractions!
Office Tally:
This is a website of welcoming, so log the hell off.
In the Office Tally family we believe in a five-fingered approach to fandom: Spoilers, Interviews, Videos, Contests, and Punching.
OfficeTally: We do not wanna prank. Any. More.
#71 literally made me laugh out loud!
Where you can all have jobs as human scarecrows.
these taglines really makes my day!
[from tanster: mine too. :) ]
How long have you known about OfficeTally? A week? A month? A year?
Office Tally : It’s never gonna do anything wrong.
Office Tally: An internet fansite based on The Office, adapted from “The Office” by Ricky Gervais.
Office Tally: Hereafter referred to as “Morpheus”
Office Tally: We tweet, we text, we phone, we skype.
Office Tally: That’s what we said.
Darryl, man, you’re on OfficeTally. Why you been telling people you’re not on OfficeTally? People want to be your friend, man! Alright?
It’s amazing: a fansite is calling the shots. It’s so badass
OfficeTally: We’re not crazy, she’s crazy. We’re not crazy, she’s crazy.
OfficeTally: It’s a different sensation
Office Tally: Our boudoir is always open!
Office Tally: It’s a Dunderful Life
OfficeTally: it’s better than unzipping your pants and finding a calculator down there!
Office Tally: Find your Frank and Beans here.
Beer me some Tally !!!
OfficeTally: Our 10th grade volleyball team went 10 and 2.
Where everyone can enjoy some refreshing lemoñade!
Doesn’t taste like a battery acid.
I tore my scrotum. I need you to take me to Office Tally.
Welcome to OfficeTally. Check-in time is now, check-out time is never.
From The Cover-Up:
OfficeTally: “How do I not make any more of it?”
It’s from the dialogue between Michael and the staff about whether or not Donna was cheating. I thought it was perfect.
Where the 12 Days of Christmas come to life!
OfficeTally: What does a bean mean?
OfficeTally you say? I do declare.
Office Tally: Co-manager of your butt.
Office Tally: Where you’ll never pay too much for worms.
OfficeTally: We have the power of flight, and we can heal leopards.
OfficeTally: Where the Stock Market, Dave Matthews and ball bearings are acceptable topics for small talk.
Where every Awesome Blossom is extra awesome.
That’s what she said; except our printers don’t catch on fire.
Office Tally: It’s bonerific!
More comforting than your moppy place.
Office Tally: Where you can eat your toast, squirrel-style.
OfficeTally: Fills that gaping hole in your life, so you’ll no longer wake up cradling a gourd.
OfficeTally: The O is for Awesome!
Office Tally: Where some folk are knee high on a grasshopper.
OfficeTally: Better than finding a good set of twins.
Office Tally: Where we don’t give up after Seven Seasons.
Officetally: Over six years of silencing whistleblowers.
Like maternity leave, it will rock your ass off!
OfficeTally: Where some of us have to be our own grandmother.
OfficeTally: Where 25 push-ups and 1 girl push-up is perfectly acceptable.
Office Tally:
Jam on it!
Office Tally: We do give an ‘F’ about something!
Try to do one nice thing per day…go to Office Talley!
OfficeTally: Calling all the shots. We’re so badass!
OfficeTally: Where we take 10 minutes to think about Michael Jackson.
OfficeTally: Where we promise to pay for your college tuition! Or do we?
Office Tally: If the salad comes on top, we’ll send it back.
Office Tally: It will never do anything wrong!
No rest for the sleep deprived
A three ounce OfficeTally is calling the shots. It’s so bad ass.
i know it’s too long but i don’t care, i’m posting anyway b/c it’s true:
OfficeTally: the single best pick up destination in the history of the universe.
Party In The Office-Tal-lay!
Oompa Loompa Doopity Dawesome/
The Office fan source which is totally awesome
You’re Ali Larter, I’m Beyoncé, this is Office Tally.
Office Tally: Where we frazzle the unfrazzled.
OT is a part of Sah-bray!
Office Tally: Delivers faster than Pam, and we latch right on!
Office Tally: The fansite that’s way better than prison.
Office Tally: We’re not to be truffled with.
Office Tally: A place that gets like 8 e-mails a day.
This is gonna be a good day! For Tanster and Office Tal-Lay!
OfficeTally: Where the seats go all the way down. All the way down.
Office Tally: We know too much about Andy’s scrotum.
Office Tally: A vivacious young fan site with a penchant for scandal. Murdering and tearing the scrotum of the competition since 2006, I do declare…
Office Tally: We’ve got the scuttlebutt.
OfficeTally: Home of the Suck It. (Yeah!)
Officetally: Were we’re always one step ahead like a Carptenter who makes stairs.
Office tally: It took me by the hand, made me a man.
Office Tally: Were Michael like to go to be alone with his thoughts
OfficeTally: It’s Meemaw approved! (…as long as she doesn’t find out)
Office Tally: Plan D
Where we’ll always pick you first for Poop ball!–Office Tally
Taste a rainbow at OfficeTally. Oh, wait… that’s skittles.
I Kind Of Know What It’s Like To Run A Website. My Nickname In High School Used To Be Tanster.
Office Tally: You can’t handle our undivided attention.
Officetally: Vee will ask ze questions!!!
Office Tally: Where a three ounce fetus can call the shots. We’re so bad ass!
OfficeTally: Because Three Wolves just isn’t enough
Office Tally: We understand the significance of insignificance of Toby.
Office Tally: Where Kleenex box shoes are haute couture
As the Irish Poet Bobby McFerrin said, Don’t Worry, OfficeTally.
Office Tally – Because Happiness and Information, is not sold or goes bankrupt.
OfficeTally: Better than popular social networking site known as BookFace
OfficeTally: It’s a total mind-effer!
OfficeTally: Better than popular social networking site known as Bookface
oops that was an accidental repost of bookface! delete please!
Office Tally: Where the prod…igal, the prodigal son returns.
Office Tally; Where one word is worth a thousand mental pictures
You won’t find news of BP here, The Office hasn’t covered it
A place where I like to go to be alone with my thoughts.
Office Tally: It’s AS interesting as a morgue.
Office Tally: It’s not about Santa or Jesus. It’s about the workplace.
Hope grows at Office Tally
Where Dwight would call home, if he lived on the internet.
What’s hotter than a Sabre Printer catching fire!? This website of course.
Office Tally: We supply dictionaries.
Office Tally: These things only serve to upset the women. They are the gentler sex.
Where a 9-5 becomes: 9-1,happy fun time, and 1-5. Got Dwight?
Office Tally: Tastes best with Grenadine
I hear Office Tally’s party will have double fudge brownies. It will also have Angela. Double fudge… Angela. Double fudge? … Angela. Hmmm.
Office Tally: A ‘9’ on the scale of one to Gisele.
Office Tally: Distracting you from your distractions.
OfficeTally: Not a part of woof, but still awesome!
Voodoo Mama Tan-Tan
OfficeTally: Where every day is Erntedankfest.
Where onlys and justs are candies and nuts.
Where it takes eleven knocks to get you to do some work.
Tanster- I’m the one who wrote: Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At OfficeTally, you will. Not Samuel L Chang.
[from tanster: see comment #6.]
Congrats to all the winners! The wittiness of us Tallyheads never fails to amaze me!
Yay Colleen I knew yours would be one chosen, it was really clever. A lot of the ones I picked as my favorites were chosen and for the second year in a row I picked Samuel L Chang as a winner! Congrats guys. I realized mine was too long, haha woops!
YES! YES! YES!!!! Thank you SO MUCH Tanster, you have made my day/week/month <3 "Our Boudoir Is Always Open!"!!!!! Congrats to all others in rotation and the prize winners!!
Thanks, Tanster! I can’t wait to see my tagline staring back at me! :)
WOW! So excited to be a finalist this year! :) Thanks Tanster!