OfficeTally Tagline Contest, 2010

The quote randomizer is that thing you see at the top of this page, right below the “OfficeTally” title. It normally shows random quotes from the current episode; right now it shows entries from last year’s tagline contest.

Let’s freshen up the quote randomizer with new taglines — submit one and you may win a goodie bag courtesy of the NBC Office Store!

UPDATE: new taglines are now in rotation, and prizewinners have been chosen!

Taglines in rotation

The only thing better than Quad Desk. – Jaime
More hardcore than parkour. – Laura
Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At OfficeTally, you will. – Samuel L Chang
Knowing way too much about Andy’s scrotum. – Roy’s Mugshot
We give an `F’ about everything! – Zach
The fansite you most medium suspect. – Anna
Where friends become lovers, and lovers become sexually interactive. – Sayid M
Where every day is an Ultra Feast! – Meg
Where your mind will go a mile an hour. – Derek
You’ll appreciate the crap out of it. – Ham
No parts of this website have been censored due to inappropriosity. – Tim Mo
The odds of you not loving it are insurmountainable. – Michelle
Just bloggin’ you know how I be. – littlefishinthebigapple
Where the name of the IT guy just doesn’t matter. – Sam O
It rocks. It rocks my ass off. – Yolanda
Internet sensation of 2004. – Colleen Kelly
Hereafter referred to as “Morpheus.” – ItsOnlyMeredith
Our boudoir is always open! – ChilisWaitress
Co-manager of your butt. – Liz
It’s boner-ific! – JMiller
Better than finding a good set of twins. – JM
Where 25 push-ups and one girl push-up is perfectly acceptable. – Lauren
A place that gets like eight emails a day. – Maddie
Meemaw approved. – Ashley
Where we’ll always pick you first for Poopball! – Rhonda
You can’t handle our undivided attention. – Teresa
It’s a total mind-effer! – AbsolutelyIDo
Where one word is worth a thousand mental pictures. – Ken Clark
It’s AS interesting as a morgue. – Gina B
A ‘9′ on the scale of one to Giselle. – Michael Scotch
Distracting you from your distractions. – kreidy
Part of the Woof social network. – Nick T

Prizewinners

Congratulations to Samuel L Chang (Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At OfficeTally, you will.), Anna (The fansite you most medium suspect.), and Gina B (It’s AS interesting as a morgue.). You have each won a goodie bag containing The Office Sign Ornament, Dunder Mifflin Logo Pen, and Dunder Mifflin shot glass! Winners, please watch your inbox for an email from me.

Thanks to everybody who contributed to such a lovely collection of quotes. I love them. :)

Original contest details are on the next page.

207 comments

  1. Only slightly better than a beet juice cleanse, without the red teeth!

  2. Office Tally: The only website you’d want to ride on the Maid of the Mist with.

  3. This site is Determined. Worker. Intense. Good Worker. Hard Worker. Terrific.

  4. Ok, so I’m not sure if the 60 character limit has to include “OfficeTally: “, I hope not. I am assuming that it isn’t when I enter the following:

    Best pick-up destination in the history of the universe

  5. OfficeTally: Where friends become lovers, and lovers become sexually interactive.

  6. OfficeTally: Nice to me. How do you like your fansite in the morning?

  7. forgot a word, it should say OfficeTally: Nice to meet me. How do you like your fansite in the morning?

  8. Office Tally: Where we blow more than your whistle…as the girl says

  9. Office Tally:

    No parts of this website have been censored due to inappropriosity.

  10. Wedding at Niagara-$10,429…Hospital Bills for Baby Delivery-$7362…Getting your JAM on at OfficeTally-Priceless!

  11. In the Office Tally family we believe in a five-fingered approach to fandom: Spoilers, Interviews, Videos, Contests, and Punching.

  12. Office Tally: An internet fansite based on The Office, adapted from “The Office” by Ricky Gervais.

  13. Darryl, man, you’re on OfficeTally. Why you been telling people you’re not on OfficeTally? People want to be your friend, man! Alright?

  14. It’s amazing: a fansite is calling the shots. It’s so badass

  15. OfficeTally: We’re not crazy, she’s crazy. We’re not crazy, she’s crazy.

  16. OfficeTally: it’s better than unzipping your pants and finding a calculator down there!

  17. From The Cover-Up:

    OfficeTally: “How do I not make any more of it?”

    It’s from the dialogue between Michael and the staff about whether or not Donna was cheating. I thought it was perfect.

  18. OfficeTally: Where the Stock Market, Dave Matthews and ball bearings are acceptable topics for small talk.

  19. OfficeTally: Fills that gaping hole in your life, so you’ll no longer wake up cradling a gourd.

  20. i know it’s too long but i don’t care, i’m posting anyway b/c it’s true:

    OfficeTally: the single best pick up destination in the history of the universe.

  21. Office Tally: A vivacious young fan site with a penchant for scandal. Murdering and tearing the scrotum of the competition since 2006, I do declare…

  22. Officetally: Were we’re always one step ahead like a Carptenter who makes stairs.

  23. I Kind Of Know What It’s Like To Run A Website. My Nickname In High School Used To Be Tanster.

  24. Office Tally: We understand the significance of insignificance of Toby.

  25. Office Tally – Because Happiness and Information, is not sold or goes bankrupt.

  26. OfficeTally: Better than popular social networking site known as Bookface

  27. Office Tally: These things only serve to upset the women. They are the gentler sex.

  28. I hear Office Tally’s party will have double fudge brownies. It will also have Angela. Double fudge… Angela. Double fudge? … Angela. Hmmm.

  29. Tanster- I’m the one who wrote: Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At OfficeTally, you will. Not Samuel L Chang.

    [from tanster: see comment #6.]

  30. Congrats to all the winners! The wittiness of us Tallyheads never fails to amaze me!

  31. Yay Colleen I knew yours would be one chosen, it was really clever. A lot of the ones I picked as my favorites were chosen and for the second year in a row I picked Samuel L Chang as a winner! Congrats guys. I realized mine was too long, haha woops!

  32. YES! YES! YES!!!! Thank you SO MUCH Tanster, you have made my day/week/month <3 "Our Boudoir Is Always Open!"!!!!! Congrats to all others in rotation and the prize winners!!

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