My favorite supersizedoffice.com comments: 1-1000

Now that supersizedoffice.com is fast approaching has surpassed 1,000 signatures, I thought it would be fun to list some of my favorite comments.

Yes, I’ve read every single comment, so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.

• #9: If you don’t do it, I will go to NBC’s headquarters, take the elevator up to your office and kick you straight in the babymaker. I mean business, hombre.
• #56: If a moronic program like “Dancing With the Stars” gets a two-hour finale, a program that is sophisticated and funny and genuinely entertaining should get an extended finale as well. I know “Dancing With the Stars” is an ABC program, not an NBC program, but still. It’s the principle of the matter.
• #63: NBC: Nobody watches your 10 pm show. Actually, I don’t even know what it IS. So really, the only thing we’ll be missing is 20-30 extra minutes of sheer goodness.
• #97: I’m actually Canadian and in Canada, WE LOVE THE OFFICE!! Make it an hour long or we’ll invade and make you do it with our mildly threatening military force!
• #100: Because I didn’t suffer weeks without “The Office” just to see Sasha Cohen fall on her backside.
• #143: Despite the much-maligned word supersize, many studies have shown that an inadequate diet of ‘The Office’ is at least as important as over-watching Law & Order, as a major cause of dull television.
• #189: You wanna supersize the Office finale? I think you do, mon.
• #196: Because denying us a super-sized finale would be a malfeasance for malfeasance’s sake.
• #201: Because we had to suffer through what seemed like years of ice dancing and curling. Reason enough.
• #223: Because this is the only show I’ve deemed worthy of watching religiously, and the only thing that gets me through the week. I’ve lost two episodes due to the olympics…. I almost went into shock. This is your chance to give me a reason to get out of bed in the morning, and not smash my t.v. through my bedroom window possibly endangering the neighborhood children.
• #246: If NBC doesn’t, I will attack them with the North.
• #262: because i need to know what its like to walk a mile in oscar’s shoes or to try on phyllis’s pants
• #274: Ofcourse it should be supersized. Size does matter ! don’t you all read Cosmopolitan ?
• #379: Duh.
• #406: Why? Because the show is better than Four Kings and Will and Grace, so just take the time from one of those crappy shows. Preferably Four Kings.
• #420: Because if The Bachelor Finale must be supersized, then justice should make The Office so as well…to maintain that fine balance of fantastic vs craptastic tv.
• #454: Because it’s my God-given right as an American to supersize things, get really fat, then sue.
• #584: Remember that guy in the movie Supersize Me? It’d be like that, only more physically attractive.
• #636: Because if you don’t the little boy inside of me will die a little more.
• #647: Because if it’s not, then the terrorists win.
• #672: Far less filler required than a 2-hour American Idol.
• #714: …because the Office has introduced me to my new favorite New York style Pizza place, Sbarro’s, and because I’m still vomiting in my mouth a little from the supersized Joey episode.
• #754: This is for the Carol Burnett show, right?
• #789: I have a pet Chihuaha that shall be beheaded if the Office finale is aired at normal show length. Disclaimer: I do not have a Chihuaha nor have I ever beheaded a dog or plan to. However, if this disclaimer leads to a normal length show, then disregard this disclaimer. Disclaimer#2: If disclaimer is disregarded, it is not to be construed that I do have a Chihuaha and plan to kill it as I do not. Disclaimer is only to be disregarded in hopes to lengthen finale of show.
• #813: Because I wish I knew how to quit you.
• #819: Imagine, adult TV without a single autopsy.
• #858: I don’t think it’s many little girls dreams to be a non-supersized show.
• #868: because it would be a no brainer. but oh, wait. this is going to the guy who green lit “joey”. maybe it isn’t a no brainer after all.
• #926: Reverse psychology is an awesome tool. I don’t know if you guys know about it, but basically, you make someone think the opposite of what you believe, and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm. So please don’t supersize my Office finale. That would suck so bad.
• #943: USA!USA!
• #954: Pudding it on Thursdays was brilliant, it’s now a flan favorite!
• #963: The cow is fat, milk it for god sakes.
• #998: It is doing a service to Culture itself.