I received an email from the NBC Universal Office store:
We are developing the Michael Scott bobblehead that will be a talking bobblehead. We’ll be putting in three to five Michael Scott quotes. Would you be interested in running a story on OfficeTally.com asking which Michael quotes real Office fans would like to have on the bobblehead? Only real requirement is that it must be from Season 1 or 2.
Well, folks, what do you think? Which Michael Scott quotes from Seasons 1 and 2 are bobblehead-worthy?
Please post your top Michael quotes, up to THREE quotes only, from Seasons 1-2 only. All other comments will be removed (just to make it easier for me to tabulate).
“That’s what she said” is a must-have, don’t you agree?
I will tabulate the list and send it off to NBC. Thanks for your feedback!
Update: This post is now closed to new comments.
“That’s what she said.”
“Dinkin Flicka”
“If you are a racist, I will attack you with the north.”
I agree with Fleece it out…I cant really think of any others…hmmm
“You have won a tiny Dundee” (sung to Tiny Dancer, of course)
Still thinking… I’ll get back to you!
“WHAM! His capa is detated from his head!”
“That’s what she said.”
“This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here.”
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Um… Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
“I hate so much about who you choose to be…”
“We are all homos…homosapiens”
“Hug it out bitch”
and of course..
“Thats what she said!”
im sorry, i should finish reading the entire post before getting overly excited and posting quotes from season 3..boo
“That’s what she said”
“Dinkin Flicka”
“It’s uncalcacabale”
“That’s what she said.”
“I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise, and I have worms.”
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
“Sometimes you have to just be the boss of dancing.”
Okay, that’s my three. I’m spent. haha
Oh shoot…I agree with the “feared or loved” too…classic
I like that first one saxamaphone, but unfortuneatly that it from season 3!
Here’s my 3-
“I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise, and I have worms.”
“Let’s gang-bang this thing and go home.”
“You’re totally harshin’ the office mellow.”
My favorite on the keychain and one of my overall favorites is when he says to Toby: “This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here.”
And I don’t know if it’s G-Rated enough for the NBC store but, “Two Queens on Casino Night. I’m going to drop a deuce on everybody.”
merry christmas jesus. sorry your party’s so lame.
“It’s simply beyond words. It’s incalculable.”
“I hate… so much about the things that you choose to be.”
“That’s what she said.”
“Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say ‘Hey man, I love you this many dollars worth.”
“I hate so much about the things that you chose to be.”
“Well you don’t even have anyone to come home to, Toby, so.” or any other quotes that hve him patroizing Toby lol
Yep. I’ve said my peace.
I’ve got Country Crock. – The Injury
Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled, welcome all! – Casino Night
Cage matches? Yeah, they work. How could they not work? – Conflict Resolution
“Thats what she said.”
“In this office it is till death do us part, assuming that we don’t get downsized.”
“Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.”
“It’s simply beyond words, it’s really…incalcalacable.”
“I hate so much of the way that you choose to be.”
“Happy Birthday Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.”
“Ain’t no party like a Scranton party ’cause a Scranton party don’t stop!”
can’t remember the exact quote… but something along the lines of “being a friend first, a boss second and an entertainer third” : )
“Boom! Agent Michael Scarn! I see through your ruse.”
the other good ones were already said
.
You may look around and see two groups here: white collar and blue collar. But I don’t see it that way. You know why not? Because I’m ‘collarblind’.
Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just… have to be the boss of dancing.
A gentleman does not kiss and tell. And neither do I.
“i hate so much about the things that you choose to be”
“never, ever, ever give up”
“i only give my organs to my real friends, go get yourself a monkey kidney”
1. Great Scott!
2. Abraham Lincoln once said, that if you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North, and those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.
“Dammit Kevin”
“Pam Pam thank you ma’am”
“That’s what she said, or he said”
My votes:
“That’s what she said.” (obviously)
“Sometimes you have to be the boss of dancing.”
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Um… Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
And if we could pull from season 3, I’d love to hear this – “And then…and then suddenly she’s not your ho no mo’.”
Crap!!! I’m sneaking in one more…
“Hey hey hey…It’s Fat Halpert…”
Sorry tanster, I’m not good at following directions!
“B.F.D., engaged ain’t married, never, ever, ever, give up.”
“If I were allergic to dairy I would kill myself”
“Would I rather be feared or loved… easy… both, I want people to fear how much they love me.”
“I am going to drop a deuce on everybody.”
“That’s what she said.”
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
Let’s take it back to old school Office….
“Thank you very much sir, you’re a gentleman and a scholar. Oh I’m sorry, okay, I’m sorry, my mistake. That was a woman I was talking to. She had a very low voice, probably a smoker.”
hehehe… : )
Although they probably don’t want one that long : (
I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me.
I want you to rub butter on my foot.
What’s up my party beeyotches.
Ho, ho, ho pimp.
And I can’t remember the exact quote but the one where he lists his heroes (when he says bono)
Um… also these two… sorry.
“This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she’s cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago.”
“I guess the atmosphere that I’ve tried to create here is that I’m a friend first and a boss second, and probably an entertainer third.”
1. That’s what she said!
2. I hate so much the things you choose to be.
3. Ain’t no party like a Scranton party because a Scranton Party don’t stop!
There are so many! Ah!!!
Anybody else wish Fox would have come out with a GOB talking bobble head?
1. That’s what she said!
2. I hate so much the things you choose to be.
3. BFD. Engaged ain’t married
4. I’m going to drop a deuce on everybody.
5. I consider myself a great philanderer
1. That’s what she said.
2. I hope this gave you a little taste of what life is like here at Dunder Mifflin Scranton. What it’s like to walk in Oscar’s shoes or try on Phyllis’ pants.
3.I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.
“I hate so much about the way you choose to be.”
“B.F.D., engaged ain’t married. Never, ever, ever give up.”
“That’s what she said”
“Dinkin’ Flicka”
“That’s what she said”
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be”
all must haves…they really need to expand on this idea and make talking bobbleheads for everyone-can you imagine how creepy the Creed one would be???
“I can’t take a bath with Pam, no matter how much I might want to.”
“That’s what she said.”
“Shut it.”
The first one might be too long..but it’s funny..
1. “You may look around and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way. You know why not? Because I am collar-blind.”
2.”You people are jerks. Imagine if you had left Stevie Wonder on the floor of that bathroom instead of me.”
3.”Happy Birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party is so lame!”
1.That’s what she said. (that’s a given)
2.Abraham Lincoln once said,”If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North.”
3.I hate so much about the way you choose to be.
Abraham Lincoln once said, that if you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North, and those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.
Thank you very much sir, you’re a gentleman and a scholar. Oh I’m sorry, okay, I’m sorry, my mistake. That was a woman I was talking to. She had a very low voice, probably a smoker.
I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
“That’s what she said”
“Shut it”
“I hate so much about the things you choose to be”
“This, is an environment of welcoming. And you should just get the hell out of here”
“Abraham Lincoln once said that, if you are a racist I will attack you with the North”
and of course “Thats what she said!”
also I like “Two queens on casino night and I am going to drop a deuce on everybody”
There’s so many, it’s dang near impossible to pick my favorite 3, weird how two of my favorite quotes are from the same episode (diversity day)
1. “That’s what she said”
2. “Hey hey hey. It’s Bill Cosby. I love jello pudding pops. My son Theo loves jello pudding pops too.” I think
3. “Shut it”
4. I can’t remember it exactly but it is the one from his birthday episode and he is talking about the the king’s son sending an email asking for money. He ran the freakin country.
“That’s what she said.”
“If I were alergic to dairy I think I’d kill myself.”
“Tobys from HR so he’s not really part of our family, and he’s devoriced so he’s not really part of his family either.”
I just really think one of the quotes (besides “that’s what she said”) to show how michael always talks about how much he doesn’t like Toby.
“I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke.”
I think I’m a role model here. I think I garner people’s respect. People I respect, heroes of mine, would be Bob Hope, um, Abraham Lincoln, definitely, Bono, uh, and probably God, would be the fourth one. And I guess, I just think all those people really uh helped, the world, in so many ways, that it’s um, it’s really beyond words. It’s really incalculcable.
I’m a friend first, and a boss second, probably an entertainer third.
I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
Abraham Lincoln once said, that if you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North, and those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.
That’s what she said!
Would I rather be feared or loved? Um… Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
Why are you the way you are? I hate everything that you choose to be.
“That’s what she said” -Many episodes
“Abraham Lincoln once said “If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North,” and these are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace” -Diversity Day
“I don’t understand. You want to see other people. Only other people.” -The Client
”You people are jerks. Imagine if you had left Stevie Wonder on the floor of that bathroom instead of me.”
“That’s what she said”-from the sexual harrasment ep.
“shuuuuuttt itttt”
“shut…it”
“I guess the atmosphere that I’ve tried to create here is that I’m a friend first and a boss second, and probably an entertainer third.”
“Thats What She Said!”
“It’s simply beyond words, it’s really…incalcalacable.”
“I consider myself a great philanderer.”
“Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.”
Yannnnnkee swap!
Happy birthday Jesus, sorry you’re party’s so lame.
I am king of e-mail forwards
That’s what she said!!! That better be one of them. That line is hysterical.
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
“It’s simply beyond words, it’s really…incalcalacable.”
“Dinkin’ Flicka.”
“I hate so much about the things you choose to be.”
“I hate so much….”
“pam pam pam”
“It’s simply beyond words, it’s really…incalcalacable.”
please tell them to forget:
“ohhh, discipline….kinky”
just to mix it up:
Ringy Dingy Dingy!!!
How is this better than a video Ipod?
1. This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here.
2. Happy birthday Jesus, sorry your party’s so lame.
3. BFD, engaged ain’t married.
1. That’s what she said!
2. Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled, welcome all!
3. TMI? — “Too Much Information.” Uh, it’s just easier to say TMI. I used to say “don’t go there,” but that’s lame.
“The hand strikes and gives a flower”
“Blessed be those who sit an wait”
“Abraham Lincoln once said that, if you are a racist I will attack you with the North”
“I hate so much about the things you choose to be.”
“Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.”
“I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It’s one of my dreams.”
“Dickin Flicka”
“That’s what she said”
“YAAAAAAANKY Swap”
dinkin flicka
and
shut it
and
i hate so much…….
well, considering money wise and technology wise, the quotes would unfortunatly have to be short.
Def:
“that’s what she said”
Dinkin’ flicka
and hopefully “shut…it” just because, it’s just soo good and soo steve
dinkin flicka
TMI
A doctor would never tell a patient he has cancer.
I think next time you should estimate me
“Adapt, react, re-adapt, apt. Right? That’s rule #2.”
“I am an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.”
“Hi, Ryan. This is your girlfriend…And I’m MAD!”
1.) “That’s what she said.”
2.) “It’s simply beyond words, it’s really…incalcalacable.”
3.) “I consider myself a great philanderer.”
“That’s what she said!”
“It’s simply beyond words. It’s really incalcalacable.”
“I hate so much about the things you choose to be.”
“That’s what she said”
“Shut it”
“I hate so much about the things you choose to be”
“That’s what she said”… of course!!!
“I like to start my morning off with a hearty bowl of Jan”
“Why don’t you grow something that everyone likes..like candy?”
they have to include:
Shuuuuuut it
It’s really incalcalacable
Abraham Lincoln once said that, if you are a racist I will attack you with the North
1. that’s what she said
2. I think if i was allergic to dairy i’d kill myself
3. Sue me
i just love the fact that NBC contacted tanster to ask the community for help…you think they’re trying to save money on R&D by asking us instead? either way…love it
All the quotes that have been said are great but I have one request. Can you please tell nbc to use Steve Carell’s voice? I got the talking pen for Christmas and it doesn’t have Steve doing Michael’s quotes. Its just some guy.
“That’s what she said”
“Abraham Lincoln once said that, if you are a racist I will attack you with the North”
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
CrazyGringa, after seeing the complaint about the voices used for the talking pen, I made sure to ask if they will be using Steve Carell’s voice for the bobblehead.
They replied: “The audio will be Steve’s actual voice.”
:)
I don’t really want That’s What She Said since it’s more of a quote Michael uses instead of comes up with himself. I’d love a bobblehead that says the Lincoln line… and maybe part of his speech when he burns his foot “I love to wake up to the smell of cracking bacon” (whatever the line is) and something from Christmas Party like “Sorry Jesus your party was so lame”. Something that actually shows his original weirdness/stupidity instead of just something teenagers say all the time.
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
I just saw that on someone else’s comment… I like that one too! And “Shuttttttt ittttttt” is always so funny when he says it. Just the way he says it.
Hate to sound like a broken record but my choices are as follows:
“That’s what she said.” Exclaimed version from Sexual Harassment.
“Shut it.” Classic whispered fury.
“I hate so much about the thing’s that you choose to be.” Unbelievable quote. Bonus: aimed at Toby.
I really wanted to be original but these truly are the best ideas.
Ahhh I keep reading these comments and finding new ones I like. So here, I’ll just put my own list:
a. “It’s simply beyond words. It’s really incalcalacable.”
b. The Lincoln Line
c. “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
It should be “things” not “thing’s.” I hate grammatical errors. Sorry.
1- That’s what she said.
2- Shut it.
3-Ain’t no party like a Scranton party ’cause a Scranton party don’t stop!
Haha I love this one too “This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here.”
“Pam Pam thank you maam”
– This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here.
– Abraham Lincoln once said “If you are a racist I will attack you with the North” and these are the methods I carry with me in the work place (or just the racist line)
– It’s simply beyond words. It’s really incalcalacable.
YANKEE swap!
Happy Birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.
1. “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
2. “That’s what she said”
I bet Luke Perry’s friends don’t treat him like this.
Abraham Lincoln once said, that if you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North, and those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.
captain jack has a problem with authority
that’s what she said
i will have a chicken breast, hold the chicken
1. dinkin’ flicka
2. why are you the way that you are?
3. i just want a taste
I need a user name, and, I have a great one. Little Kid Lover. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
The Abrahan Lincoln line, “Agent Michael Scarn, FBI!”, and “I hate so much about the things you choose to be “
Wow, thanks Tanster! You truly are always thinking a step ahead….like a carpenter who builds stairs. You’re awesome!
“I consider myself a great philanderer”
Managing the warehouse is a very important part of my job. And I haven’t been there in months.
Peach iced tea. You’re gonna hate it.
“Shut it.”
The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear: the first person to shout shotgun when you’re within the sight of the car gets the front seat. That’s how the game’s played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion.
1) Well happy birthday Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.
2) TMI? — “Too Much Information.” Uh, it’s just easier to say TMI. I used to say “don’t go there,” but that’s lame.
3) TWSS
– I guess the atmosphere that I’ve created here is that I’m a friend first and a boss second…and probably an entertainer third.
– That’s what she said.
– I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney.
1) “I hate so much about the way that you choose to be.”
2)”dinkin’ flicka”
3)”Ain’t no party lika a Scraton party ’cause a Scranton party don’t stop!”
1. “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
2. “With win-win-win, we all win. Me too.”
3. “If luck weren’t involved, I would always be winning.”
Amongst all the funnier ones.
“Never, ever, give up.”
Awwwwww
I have to add one more:
“I’ll have an awesome blossom, extra awesome.”
“Alarm bells are kinda going, ringy dingy dingy!”
“Generosity and togetherness and community all convalescesscens into…morale, that’s what I say, so…”
“People I respect, hereos of mine, would be Bob Hope, um, Abraham Lincoln, definitely, Bono, uh, and probably God, would be the fourth one.”
“Scranton is great, but New York is like Scranton on acid. No, on speed. Nah. On Steroids.”
“If luck weren’t involved, I would always be winning.”
1. Well happy birthday Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.
2. Shut it!
3. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
dinkin’ flicka’
i hate so much about what you choose to be
that’s what she said…
no doubt about it!! those are the three best
1. It’s incalclicable,
2. Me and my posse are gonna be in your face…ALL UP IN YO FACE!
3. I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
1- TWSS
2- I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
3- Happy birthday Jesus, sorry your party’s so lame.
My 4th would be “the boss of dancing” line.
As a doctor you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.
Well Kelly that was neither constructive nor a compliment so maybe you should stop criticizing my English and start making some suggestions. Ok?
No, no that would not be efficient. Actually they just don’t get very much work done when I’m not here. [pauses] That’s not true. I know how to delegate, and they do more work when I’m not here. Not more…the same amount of work is done whether I am here or not…
I fell and bumped my elbow, and now my elbow has a protruberance!
The top 3 have to be:
“That’s what she said.”
“Shut it.”
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
That is all.
Great Scott!
Whoa! God! Yuk. Yuk. Yuk. Yuk. Wow. What happened in there?
Calling cards are the wave of the future.
It’s the cornerstone of the foundation of the busniness that we try to build our basis on.
“Not bad at all”
“Grapes, seductive”
“Any life down there? No, just a wet blanket named Pam”
Abraham Lincoln once said that, “If you’re a racist…I will attack you with the North.”
about dinkin flicka – he never says it, does he?
-Mmm, sounds yummy, I will have the chicken breast,
hold the chicken.
-Let’s gang-bang this thing and go home.
-Adapt, react, readapt, apt.
You may see two groups of people here: white-collar and blue-collar. But I don’t…cuz I’m collar-blind.
The kids don’t want to hear some book your weirdo Nazi war-criminal grandma gave to you.
Stanley, of course. What position do you play, center?
Ha ha, I saw the headline and gasped, this is awesome. OK.
1) That’s what she said (definitely!!)
2) Dinkin flicka (definitely!!)
3) I hate so much about the things that you choose to be
These seem quite common so I hope these are them. What great feedback from everybody. Bring on the Michael Bobblehead!
I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney.
What if Pam was a lesbian! What if she made out with her “partner”…at home…and I told you all about it!
I pledge to always keep an open mind and an open heart. Signed, Daffy Duck.
I want them to be afraid of how much they love me.
I want people to laugh when they see me coming, and applaud when I leave.
I’ve got Country Crock.
I’m sure these are not completely accurate, word for word, but they are my favorites.
They had this great bit on Doris Roberts, and where she likes to eat when she’s in Phoenix…illuminating.
Toby’s in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he’s really not a part of our family. Also he’s divorced, so he’s really not a part of his family.
Fat Halpert.
Fat Halpert.
Abraham Lincoln once said: If you are a racist, I will attack you with the north.
You wouldn’t arrest someone for just delivering drugs.
This is Pam Beesly, our receptionist. You think she’s cute, you should have seen her when she started here.
Fat Halpert.
Abraham Lincoln said if you’re a racist I will attack you with the North.
Ryan, this is your girlfriend. And I’m MAD!
This is Saddam Hussein.
Fat Halpert.
agree completely with christina a few posts ago:
1) That’s what she said
2) Dinkin flicka
3) I hate so much about the things that you choose to be
short, sweet, to the point; classic.
“YYyyyankeee swap!”
Oscar, we’ll use your talents come baseball season. Or if we box.
Angela gets the Tight Ass award, not only because she’s everyone’s favorite stickler, but because she has got a nice caboose.
Discipline, ooh! Kinky!
“That’s what she said”
“Dinkin Flicka”
“Great Scott”
That’s what she said.
Fat Halpert.
Meredith, Liz Taylor called. She wants her age back. And her divorces.
– Shlax…stop Pam-MS-ing
– I’m public speaking so stop public interrupting me
– This year more people will do cocaine than read to their children
“Any life down there? No, just a wet blanket named Pam”
anything with Pam really!
Where’s my Jim?: Thanks, I found it – I remember Darryl saying it, but not Michael. Gotta love iTunes.
Great Scott!
Shhhh….. Shut it!
Here’s the thing, Chili’s is the new golf course. It’s where business happens. Small Businessman Magazine.
Megan, may we have an Awesome Blossom, please, extra awesome?
I like this one because:
A) It’s super funny
B) My name is Megan
“You’re totally harshin’ the office mellow.”
How ’bout, mmm, uh, Fine Arts … Afficionado … Monthly.
No? Okay, well, could you get on that? Cuz I don’t just read Cracked.
1) thats what she said
2) yyyyyankeee swap
3) shhhhut it
—
4) great scott!
glancing over them, i haven’t seen a vote for
“hug it out bi**h”
1) That’s what she said.
2) It’s simply beyond words, it’s really…incalcalacable.
3) I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
These are my suggestions:
– If you are a racist, I will attack you with the north.
– That’s what she said
and though it is commonly said to be “It’s simply beyond words. It’s really incalculable” the REAL LINE from the show (and also my suggestion) is:
– “It’s really beyond words. It’s really incalculable.”
HAS to be “That’s what she said.” No question.
1. Yankee-swap!
2. That’s what she said
3. I hate so much about the way you choose to be
1. “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
2. “Great Scott!!!”
3. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Um… Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
Well, I can’t be sure that (2) is actually a Michael quote… but it’s his movie signature, and it never fails to crack me up.
1) That’s what she said.
2) It’s simply beyond words, it’s really…incalcalacable.
3) I hate so much about the way you choose to be.
TMI? — “Too Much Information.” Uh, it’s just easier to say TMI. I used to say “don’t go there,” but that’s lame.
that’s what she said
Abraham Lincoln once said that, “If you’re a racist…I will attack you with the North.”
OMG!!!! the cookie quote would be hilarious too…
“would you like some cookie cookie?…. try my cookie cookie”
sorry one more …..
“how bout some… MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!!”
1. That’s what she said!
2. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
3. Ho, ho, ho, Pimp!
I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
You’re totally harshin the office mellow.
I used to run with a very tough crowd; street fighter types. I’m just lucky I got out when I did.
“Try my googie-googie!”
Okay – I’ll stop now
-I fell and bumped my elbow, and now my elbow has a protruberance!
and, of course:
-That’s what she said! Or he said…
and
-I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
“that’s what she said”
“Abraham Lincoln once said that if you are a racist, I will attack you with the North. And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.”
“It’s really beyond words, it’s really incalculable”
1. Thats what she said
2. She-lax
3. I hate so much the things you choose to be.
Why is everyone pushing shut it over she-lax?
It’s simply beyond words. It’s incalculable.
I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
Happy birthday Jesus, sorry your party’s so lame.
Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you have to just be the boss of dancing.
I was reading through the others and forgot one of my favorites
“Of course cage matches work! If they didn’t work, everybody would still be in the cage!”
And then … and then suddenly she’s not yo’ ho no mo’.
That’s what she said.
I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
HUG IT OUT, BITCH. That is what men say to each other after a fight. They hug it out, and in doing so, they just… let it go… and walk away… and they’re done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman, however… I have found. It doesn’t translate.
wait… hug it out, bitch is from season 3
Do I want to be loved or feared? That’s easy… I want people to fear how much they love me.
everyone took all the good qoutes lol…..but definitely…..definitely “Thats what she said” has to be one of the qoutes, but it has to be the sound bite from the sexual harassment episode when Jim got him to say it again and he laughed. That laugh kills me
” No…no….AIDS isnt funny….trust me I already tried”
“Seriously…..i dont understand what you spend your money on”
1. “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
2. “That’s What She Said”
3. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Um… Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
“You’re a fun-hater!”
1. “the dundies; how can i explain it”
2. “that’s what she said”
3. “i guess i forgot to give u a donut”
there are a lot more but i can’t think of any.
Definitely the.. “I’m Prison Mike!” quote.. lol. For some reason, I get a huge laugh out of that.
“It’s hard to put into words…..it’s incalculicable.”
1. “That’s what she said.”
2. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy: Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
3. “Boom! Detective Michael Scarn, I’m with the FBI!”
“New York New York, the city so nice they named it twice, Manhattan was the other name.”
“That’s What She Said”
” I want it to be like, hey, who donated that hospital wing that is saving so many lives? Um, well, I … I don’t know, it was anonymous. Guess what, that was Michael Scott. But … uh … it was anonymous, how do you know? Because I’m him.”
“I can marry you as regional manager of Dunder Mifflin!”
“I hate so much the things you choose to be.”
Sorry I’ve read a few more…have to add
-Shhhhhhut it!
So hard to choose.
Anyway, a little insight. It has to be something that he has said on more than one occasion (or was referenced more than once), in saying that I do like “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be” because it was just one of those classic lines. Some of the suggestions, while easy to remember by obsessive fans (like us), are fairly obscure.
Maybe I don’t know what I’m talking about but that’s what I think. Sue me.
Oh and I still love the name Gobias.
I hate so much about things you choose to be.
the Prison Mike quote is from season 3.
Shuuut it.
I hate…so much…about…the things…you choose to be.
I’m Hitler!
“not Yo Ho No Mo” is also from season 3…
aren’t we only allowed to pick quotes from season 1 & 2?
Yes only from season 1 and 2 and only 3 quotes each. People are throwing out too many random things and making it hard on tanster.
I suggest people also pick shorter sentences, I doubt they can get the bobblehead to say really long stuff.
GREAT SCOTT!!! from Michael’s “Faces of Scranton” Video.
The hand strikes and gives a flower.
well, that’s probably because you don’t get ’em.
say a race that you are attracted to, sexually. i will go last.
notice i didn’t have anybody be an arab. i thought that would be too explosive, no pun intended.
Why are you the way that you are?
1. You may look around, and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way. You know why not? Because I am collar-blind
2. I swore to myself if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh as they saw me coming, and they’d applaud as I walked away.
3. I guess the atmosphere that I’ve tried to create here is that I’m a friend first and a boss second, and probably an entertainer third.
that’s whay she said
I hate so much about the things you choose to be
Great Scott!!!
“That’s what she said” HAS to be included in the bobblehead! I luv that quote, lol.
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Um… Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
“I swore to myself if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh as they saw me coming, and they’d applaud as I walked away.”
GREAT SCOTT!
That’s what she said.
Any quote from the Dundee awards show!
1. “I like to wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. And, since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself!”
2. “Please don’t send Dwight!”
3. “Where are my yams?”
I think The Injury is a highly underrated episode. Pure gold.
that’s whay she said
I hate so much about the things you choose to be
Great Scott!!!
“That’s what she said.”
“In yo face!!!!!!”
“C’mon, Dwight!!”
(ps – go, tanster!!)
1. “I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself.”
Oops, that’s the real quote.
I hate so much about the things that you choose to be
Shhhut it! (From The Dundies)
Hey hey hey, it’s Fat Halpert or maybe That’s what she said, but it’s not a priority for me.
“that’s not going to be very popular around the old orifice.”
1. Y’know what, if I were allergic to dairy, I’d have to kill myself.
2. Where’s my Oprah moment?
3. I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise, and I have worms.
“TMI? Too Much Information. It’s just easier to say “TMI”. I used to say “don’t go there”, but that’s lame.”
“Pam, you want to rub butter on my foot?”
“A gentleman does not kiss and tell. And neither do I.”
1. “dinkin flicka”
2. “that’s what she said”
3. “Abraham Lincoln once said, that if you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North, and those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace”
Yeah I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?
Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he’s really not a part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s really not a part of his family.
Well, that would be kinda worthless because I know a ton of 14-year-old girls who can kick his ass.
* That’s what she said!
* I hate so much the things you choose to be.
3. Ain’t no party like a Scranton party because a Scranton Party don’t stop!
• B.F.D. Engaged ain’t married. Never, ever, ever, give up.
• That’s what she said.
•I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
the hand strikes and gives a flower
dinkin’ flicka
that’s what she said
TWSS (of course)
Please don’t send Dwight.
I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
I HATE SO MUCH ABOUT THE THINGS YOU CHOOSE TO BE.
That’s what she said
PAM!!! PAMPAM!!
Wowee. Mikey likey!
1. That’s what she said.
2. I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
I can’t think of a third right now.
You’re totally harshin’ the office mellow
Cage matches? Yeah, they work. How could they not work? If they didn’t work, everybody would still be in the cage.
That’s what she said
thats what she said
i hate so much about the things you choose to be
sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing
GOD YOU LOOKED LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT!!
“That’s what she said.”
“I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise, and I have worms.”
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
“That’s what she said”
“I hate so much about the things you choose to be”
“I swore to myself if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh as they saw me coming, and they’d applaud as I walked away.”
“That’s what she said!”
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Um… Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
“You may look around, and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way. You know why not? Because I am collar-blind.”
“Abraham Lincoln once said that “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North” and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.”
Shhhut it
I don’t want to be Shyla, I want to be Michael Scott
Sometimes you have to be the boss of dancing
“The only thing I’m worried about…is getting a BONER” hahhaa
“Happy Birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party was so lame.”
1. That’s what she said
2. Mint chocolate chip…mint chocolate chip
3. Shut…it…!
OH, and
4. Awesome Blossom, extra awesome.
Well duh…”that’s what she said”
also….”i’m the king of the world! (remember on the booze cruise??)”
and…”I hate so much about the things you choose to be.”
From the final few seconds of “E-mail Surveilance”:
“Talk! Just talk! (I just…) SHUT UP!”
Abraham Lincoln once said that, “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.”
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, “Hey man, I love you this many dollars worth.”
“It’s incalclaclable.”
“Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.”
“Alright everyone, in the conference room right now. Let’s do it.” (or some variation thereof…)
“Abraham Lincoln once said, ‘If you’re a racist I will attack you with the North.'”
“That’s what she said.”
“I hate, so much, about the things you choose to be.”
That’s what she said.
I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.
1. Shut it…
2. Abraham Lincoln once said, “If you are racist, I will attack you with the North.” And those are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.
3. Would I rather be feared or loved? Um… Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
4. Happy Birthday, Jesus. Sorry Your party’s so lame…
“That’s what she said.”
“That’s what she said!”
“That’s what she said.”
Just three variations on it.
oops. one more vote for:
“I guess the atmosphere that I’ve tried to create here is that I’m a friend first and a boss second, and probably an entertainer third.”
:)
“Happy Birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party was so lame.”
“I hate, so much, about the things you choose to be.”
“Sometimes you have to be the boss of dancing.”
((Sweet! Can’t wait to put it next to my bobble head joe!))
1.”That’s what she said.”
2.”I hate so much about the things you choose to be.”
3.”Abraham Lincoln once said, “If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North.” And those are the principles I carry with me in the workplace”
That’s what she said.
I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
Sometimes you have to be the boss of dancing.
3 classics.
1. I want to see people making out in closets
2. I am a basketball machine
3. I want my baby-back-baby-back-baby-back…
thats what she said
1. “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
2. “That’s What She Said”
3. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Um… Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
1. That’s what she said.
2. I hate, so much, about the things that you choose to be.
3. Shut….it….
:-D
“When I retire, I don’t want to just move to some island somewhere. I want to be the guy who gives it all back. I want it to be like, ‘Hey… who donated that hospital wing that’s saving so many lives?’ ‘I don’t know. It was anonymous.’ ‘Well, guess what. It was Michael Scott.’ ‘But how do you know? It was anonymous.’ ‘Because I’m him.’
1. That’s what she said.
2. I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
3. It’s simply beyond words. It’s incalculable.
hello temp. take-my-jacket.
ANYTHING about michael scarn would be great!
Wow, 247 comments on this. You’d think you were giving away a talking bobble head instead of just soliciting quotes for one, Jennie.
What about an oldie, from The Pilot: “So you have come to me for guidance? Is that what you are saying, Grasshopper?”
1. That’s what she said!
2. Abraham Lincoln once said, “If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North”
3. I hate so much about the way that you choose to be
probably already said, but….
“happy birthday jesus. sorry our party sucks.”
Wow, what an outpouring of votes, thanks everybody! I’m now closing this post so I can tabulate the results …