Stanley is basketball’s secret weapon

Michael: Okay, so let’s put together a starting line-up, shall we? Stanley, of course.
Stanley: I’m sorry?
Michael: What do you play? Center?
Stanley: Why “of course”? What’s that supposed to mean?
Michael: I don’t know. I don’t remember saying that.
Jim: Uh, I heard it.

Michael: Hey, there he is! Secret weapon!

— Basketball

Stanley the Manly.